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The Deployed Dog We make premium apparel for your daily deployments, whether that is a 0500 gym session, a coffee run, or navigating the grocery store.

Tested by operators, approved by dogs, and 100% chew-toy resistant (results may vary)

Crossing my fingers that it's Hawkeye!! Booze and shenanigans
26/06/2026

Crossing my fingers that it's Hawkeye!! Booze and shenanigans

25/06/2026

Mail Call!

Winston is on high alert for fresh drops. 🐶📦

Secure the perimeter and your wardrobe. Buy any 2 shirts right now and unlock free delivery.

Follow us for rugged gear, good laughs, and Winston’s daily sprints.

👉 Link in Bio to shop

Can relate!
24/06/2026

Can relate!

24/06/2026

Look, we could tell you all about the premium fabric, the perfect fit, and the rugged design of our latest shirts...

But we know you’re really just here to look at Winston. And honestly? We don't blame you. He’s a total professional. 💅

Come for the dog, stay for the absolute best apparel in your feed. Hit follow to join the crew and keep up with our latest drops (and Winston's inevitable rise to fame).
🛒 Score yours via the link in our bio!

Let’s be honest: doing laundry is the worst. 🧺❌The solution? Multiply your wardrobe efficiency. Buy any two of our shirt...
23/06/2026

Let’s be honest: doing laundry is the worst. 🧺❌

The solution? Multiply your wardrobe efficiency. Buy any two of our shirts, and we’ll throw in FREE delivery straight to your door.

That’s two days of looking fantastic, zero days of matching socks, and absolutely nothing paid for shipping. It’s basic math. Or survival. You decide.

Link is in the Bio!!!!

I’m just trying to make sure I get the job done right. Whether you're helping people that are dangling off a building or...
22/06/2026

I’m just trying to make sure I get the job done right. Whether you're helping people that are dangling off a building or mashing potato, use your strong hand!

Get yours today from https://thedeployeddog.myshopify.com/

Okay, look, I’m not saying that Cob Loaf will solve all your problems. But I’m not not saying it either. If you have to ...
21/06/2026

Okay, look, I’m not saying that Cob Loaf will solve all your problems. But I’m not not saying it either. If you have to deal with people, you need a backup plan. Grab this shirt from The Deployed Dog and be prepared.

Get yours today from https://thedeployeddog.myshopify.com/

It's about having that optimal performance level. Grab a shirt and a donut and lean into the aerodynamic design. Availab...
20/06/2026

It's about having that optimal performance level. Grab a shirt and a donut and lean into the aerodynamic design. Available from The Deployed Dog (real donut not included).

Get yours today from https://thedeployeddog.myshopify.com/

TGIF and we're live!!!!!Order now - Link in our BIO
20/06/2026

TGIF and we're live!!!!!

Order now - Link in our BIO

I make great decisions. All the time. And if I need to drink a few beers to make them even better, who are you to judge?...
19/06/2026

I make great decisions. All the time. And if I need to drink a few beers to make them even better, who are you to judge? This shirt from The Deployed Dog perfectly illustrates my thought process. "BEERS BEFORE DOING MY OWN STUNTS." It's about confidence, people. Get yours today before I decide to do something even more reckless.

Get yours today from https://thedeployeddog.myshopify.com/

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