Tri-Kitty Cat Boarding & Merch

16/06/2026

Your cat has been using this line for years. Now it’s your turn. 😼

Let’s be real — your cat stares at you like you owe them rent, knocks your coffee off the table, and then looks at YOU like you’re the problem. And what do they say? Nothing. Because their face already says it all. 😒

Now you can match that energy without saying a word. 🥂

The “I’m fine. That’s just my face.” shirt — for every cat owner who’s tired of explaining why they look “mad” when they’re just… existing. 🤭

🐾 100% cotton

🐾 0% fake smiles

🐾 Comes pre-tested by aloof felines

Grab yours before someone tells you to “lighten up.” 😜

Available shirt colors, sizes and other designs: https://www.facebook.com/TriKittyKWC

Order form:

https://forms.gle/i9nBtVDKMYf1G4fa7

We’ll wait. 🐈‍⬛

16/06/2026

12/06/2026

The “Nope.” shirt – because saying it 47 times a day is exhausting. 😫

Designed for every owner who’s ever been ignored, swatted, or judgmentally stared at by a tiny furry dictator. 🖨️

Minimalist print. Maximum relatability. 🥂

Tap the link before your cat says “nope” to your bank account. 😼

Available shirt colors, sizes and other designs: https://www.facebook.com/TriKittyKWC

Order form:

https://forms.gle/i9nBtVDKMYf1G4fa7

09/06/2026

Your cat can’t call 911. We can. 📞

A cat sitter leaves at 7 PM. If your cat vomits, seizes, or stops breathing at 12 midnight – no one is there. 🙃

Boarding means round-the-clock supervision with access to nearby emergency vet. 🚨

Care doesn’t clock out. 🔄

24/7 supervised boarding → https://www.facebook.com/TriKittyKWC 🐱

Booking request:
https://forms.gle/yD6VfH5S23yuJYu89

04/06/2026

Your cat hides under the bed when the doorbell rings. You hide in the bathroom when your roommate says "let's go to that rooftop bar." You two are the same picture.

Stop pretending you’re an "extrovert who needs to recharge." Declare your true nature. This shirt is the official uniform for anyone who would rather watch a laser pointer than make small talk.

Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden urges to knock glasses off tables and nap in a sunbeam. Side effects include becoming your friends' favorite person to NOT invite out. (Yay!) 🥳

Tag the friend who cancelled plans three times this month to stay home with their orange tabby. (We see you, Karen. We're not judging.) 😁

Grab yours! 👍

03/06/2026

Your cat just spent 30 minutes staring at a blank wall. Then he screamed at you because his food bowl was only 90% full. And you know what? You admire the audacity.

You’ve found your spirit animal. And now, you’ve found your spirit shirt.

"I don't wanna." is the polite way of saying what you really think when your friend asks you to join her MLM party. It’s the armor you need for Zoom meetings that should have been emails.

Plus, it’s 100% cat-hair resistant. (Okay, that’s a lie. Everything is cat-hair resistant. But it hides it better than black.)

Tag the lazy friend who needs this.

Send us a message to place an order. 🥂

02/06/2026

Handing your house keys to a stranger from an app? 😬

Cat boarding means zero strangers in your home. No one goes through your drawers. No lost keys. No wondering. Your house stays exactly as you left it, and your cat stays safe in a supervised facility.

Keep your keys – choose boarding.

No sitter access • No security risk • Just professional care.

Send us a message to book an appointment. 💌

28/05/2026

Studies show that cats sleep 16 hours a day. You sleep 7 (or less?). Who’s the real slacker here?

Exactly. You are under-performing in the slacking department. It’s time to catch up.

Why fight your biology? Why chug a third espresso when you could simply... not? This shirt is for the proud pet parent who knows that “energy-saving mode” is a legitimate lifestyle choice. You’re not horizontal on the couch—you’re recharging. You’re not ignoring the laundry—you’re optimizing your output.

Bonus: Your cat will finally stop looking at you with quiet disappointment. They’ll just assume you’re one of them.

🚫 Not valid for actual medical emergencies. Very valid for Sunday afternoons.

👉 Tap "Send message" to claim your uniform (no assembly required, but minimal effort is appreciated).

27/05/2026

You’ve been working from home for 47 minutes. That’s 46 minutes longer than your cat’s patience allows.

The paw reaches out. The eyes narrow. You know what’s coming.

Look down at your shirt.
Look back at the cat.
Whisper it: “Not today.”

This shirt is the official uniform of “I love you, but I will not be your hostage during this Zoom call.” It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it’s the closest thing to a “Do Not Disturb” sign that a cat will 100% ignore.

But hey. A human can dream.

Send us a message to get the shirt. Out-stubborn your fur overlord. (You won’t, but try anyway.) 🐱

26/05/2026

Your cat sitter just cancelled. Now what? 😩

With professional cat boarding, you never hear “Sorry, I can’t make it today.” Our facility is staffed 24/7 – your cat gets guaranteed care, every single day, no exceptions. No scrambling for backup. No ruined trip. Just peace of mind.

Zero cancellations. Zero stress.

24/7 staffing – we’re always here and happy to help. 😺