08/08/2026
I did it! Completed the Deadly Dozen in under 2hrs 🎉🎉. In the moment, I wondered what was wrong with my head, why do people sign up for such nonsense? I heard someone say they'd driven 5hrs, another say his mate was repeating it at 2pm - I am not alone in being crazy!
Thankfully Michele Adams also signed up, so I didn't DNS and she boosted my morale first thing after I shed a few tears. She also beat me by a healthy 8 minutes.
I've already gone from 'never again, wtf' to 'ooooh nxt year maybe I'll be quicker. The set up was brilliant, the judges really supportive, the Bling - worth it! And you get a velcro patch too.
Respect to the two people that completed the Deadly Mile, 400m of lunges, 400m burpee broad jump, 400m bear crawl and 400m run. No thank you! My knees were grazed just from the lunges and burpees on the grass!
Huge thanks to Laura Such, and Jayne Barmby: both brilliant PT's who got my weights so high, and endlessly encouraged me.