Hard-wearing Clothing to Help Scratch those Extreme(ly) crazy itches.
“ GREEN VIBE " – Your Planet Needs You. It’s well past time to step up and show Mother ‘E’ some serious ECOlove. She more than deserves our help, seeing as we’re the ones continually shafting her 7 ways to Doomsday. Re-using the odd Plastic Bag and saving a few Cuddly! Not by a long chalk! They’re merely the T.O.T.I. (Tip Of T
he Iceberg) Here’s a ‘Cold Hard Earth Fact’ for you to Suck on:
1980: World population 4,000 Million peeps (Thousands of years to reach 1980).
42 years on: Population’s DOUBLED!! (In the Wink of a Jap’s Eye). U do The MATH !! ECO . . . A LOT MORE than 3 Letters. Trying not to state the obvious (World Leaders pin back your flappers), here’s a suggestion:
Guys . . . KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!! Only set free from Individual Wrapping for:
FRESH AIR (Avoid Public Areas)
SELF-SEXERCISE (Avoid Public Areas)
PREORDAINED PROCREATIONAL PROCLIVITIES (Note signed by your Mum . . . and Avoid Public Areas) She’s a Hard One to swallow, but being as Over-population’s never really discussed, maybe swallowing IS the way aHEAD ;0 )
It’s defo time to ‘Pull them fingers out’ and maybe, just maybe, address Spiralling Population Growth AND Global Warming. Do you think it’s linked?! My, my who would’ve thunked.
‘BIG’ families may just be a Thing of the Past! Why not ask China. They pushed the idea years ago. Anywhoose, soz for the ECO rant, just lettin’ off some ‘Green’ steam.
“ The HARD SELL “
Sure we may be 3 marbles short of a bar full of Peepee-coated nuts, but we’re well committed (Or should be) to sharing Souped-up-sexy, Ruff, Tuff, Hard-wearing clobber with not only ‘Certified’ 4dr3nal1n Monk13s, but also ‘Hard-core’ F45h10n V1ct1m5 AND ‘Sensible’ 5of4 Spr4w13rs. It don’t matter if u sport Toit Abs or carefully groomed Jelly Bellies, we’ve got 2nd skins to cover all flesh. Screw loose or not, you lunatics deserve Top Notch Togs that stand up to the constant battering of Life on the Raggedy Edge as you pick up scrapes and scuffs trawling our Ever-giving ‘Big Bad W’ in search of a Full-on, Pulse-throbbin’, Stomach-churnin’, Eyeball-poppin’, Panty-fillin’ Adrenalin Rush . . . or even strutting a well-deserved chill in a fave local’ of your choosing. So parents hearts beat 20 to the doz when you’re Ripping Dirt, Surfing White, Climbing Rock, Diving Deep, Racing Track, SkiBoarding Black, Base J Blue or Maxxing Out any other ‘D’ Defying ‘Vanilla’ Sport!! Pretty sure they’re happy . . . On the outside! Getting B@lls-out Designmungo creative ain’t ‘JUST’ about wkd logos and sexy slogans . . . It’s ‘ALL’ about WkD Logos and Sexy Slogans :0 )
As me dear old Ma used to preach after a few sneaky Pernod’s and a double Screwdriver chaser! . . . “Chili D, one should Dress to Impress”?! So grab a Spicetastic slice of whatever PUREVIL range floats your boat and go spaz the ‘Extreme’ Bej1zzle out of it.
“ HISTORY in Saucy BRIEFS “
In the Beginning there was ‘P’ . . . The ‘HORN-DOG’ Logo. Mixed with a splattering of Origins . . . PUREVIL CULTWEAR. B4 MegaMorphing into . . . PUREVIL EXTREMESPORT
pureEARTH “ SweatyTerraStratoSports “. Land & Sky Beatches. pureVOLATILE “ Smokin’HotPassions “. Wacky sports? Nah, it’s ‘Likes &
Loves’ Baby. pureICE “ Brass’M’sports “ (White or Black). Work it out why don’t U. pureLIQUID “ MoistH2Osports “. At One with Water. It’s a sensual thing.
“ DOPE DESIGNS & 1st CONTACT ”
pureEARTH Designs are the 1st to spew forth Hot & Heavy from the PUREVIL lens, so slither over nifty to our photos section (Ongoing), and cast your peepers over the merch’. If you likes what you sees, pop a few lines to [email protected] and we’ll Feed your Needs Lickety Split. Granted, we’ve no pucker Email address, but what the hey, still the same Hard-workin’ Motley Crew of Degenerate Misfits you'll grow to love ;0 )
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“ TASTY CLOBBER “
With limited runs of both Original and Mega-Morphed Designs now available at reduced prices, DON’T be hanging around with the placing of the orders. These doped-out threads will shelf shift quicker than a Stoned Cheetah on Back-street steroids. MachoManly Men: Tshirts (S/M) £12 (+ P/P)
Tshirts (L/XL/XXL) £14 (+ P/P)
L/S Tshirts (S/M) £16 (+P/P)
L/S Tshirts (L/XXL) £20 (+P/P) Wonderfueled Women: Tshirts (S/M) £10 (+P/P)
Tshirts (L) £12 (+P/P)
L/S Tshirts (S/M) £14 (+P/P)
L/S Tshirts (L) £18 (+P/P) Postage is via Royal Mail . . . for starters anywhoose!! P+P prices are Location dependant . . . Obviously.
“ PAYMENT BABY “
Let’s just PayPal the sh1z out of those meaty purchases why don’t we. Super Simple. Payment set-up ongoing. Slick & Saucy photos of our remaining E.V.I.L. Designs, and other Funkadelic collections painstakingly slammed-dunked on Bitchin’ Loin Cloth are on the way. In the meantime, if you Feel At-One with the PUREVIL Vibe and like what you see on our Catchy banner, then go out, ‘Share the Love’, ‘Spread the word’, oh and get in touch with us, cos we’d loves to hears from you. [email protected] Treat yourselves to an Extreme(ly) Rugged Make-over, kompliments of us PUREVIL Extremesporty Snort Goblins. Purchase a few Bangin’ threads B4 struttin’ your Hard-core ‘ # # #’ stuff Here, There, and every Freakin’ where. You know it makes sense.
“ YOUTUBE CHANNEL FIX “
By the by . . . If you’re into Fun, Laughter & Relish a Zany Skit or 3, why not swing by our Virginal YouTube Channel:
The Wor(L)d According To AJ & Chili D . . . Fun-Lovin’ Gobsh*tes
Spewing out Spurious(ly Funny) Shizzle. So there’s only a few ‘Gear Grinder’ vids to choose from, it’s Early Days, but looking 4ward to cranking out a wide and varied sack-load of off-your-rocker crazy.
“ DEVIL’s in the DETAIL “
Don’t worry your little cotton sox about our ‘Satanic’ sounding logo. There’s no Devil Worshiping or Headless Chicken Dancing going on in this Casa, just the warmish embracing of ALL Extreme(ly Mad-bonkers)sports, cos let’s face it, Favouritism Sux. So puff out those Chiselled Chestypoos, tweak them Naughty Nipplettes, slip on them PUREVIL garmentoids and Get on it like a Beetle Bonnet ;0 )
“ FINAL ECO FOOTNOTE “
Lastly and Serpently not Leastly . . . As keepers of a Planet in Pain,
Get out there and Make a Frikin’ Difference. We only gets 1 shot at this Munchkins, and so far we’re FUIKNCG it up BIG TIME :0 (
So on with Spreading a caring dollop of Planetary Love. Chili D out. [email protected]
And Remember Cherubs . . . “ LIMITS are for LOSERS “
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