Hurnid properties

30/06/2026

16/06/2026

Call me Policia_aka _hurnid
Kombatz de Bazzu

03/06/2026

Kombatz the realtor

04/05/2026

Are you guys aware that most corporate ladies who dress like this are the easiest to hear good and exchange body fluids with? Eloi!

Most of them work in NGOs, financial institutions, or big corporations. They’re graduates from Kivumbi school of heartbreaks and dusts. They are students of failed marriages and toxic relationships. Eloi!

Many are mothers of one or two; who gave birth via C-section and are still as tight as a first year, first week at KU. They drive Toyota Harriers, Mazda CX-5s, or Mitsubishi Outlanders. They’ve got money, not much, but enough.

They travel often and turn up occasionally to beat sherehe here and there. But when it comes to hearing good and exchanging body fluids, they’re the dullest and most boring. Avoid them like a plague! If you want to enjoy supply of strong and curved eucalyptus tree, just look for a lady built like that ‘Girl Of Facebook’. Those ones are the best; can ride you for wan hawa nonstop. Eloi!

Back to these ones, they own at least 43 fine di**os; 23 rechargeable, 20 with inbuilt batteries. They strictly shop at Carrefour malls only. They speak English through the nose, they have degrees and above, sip wine and Scotch whiskey. Funny thing is that they cry a lot when drunk while missing their baby daddies. Eloi!

Enough said. Let me close this update with a Runda proverb that says, “A woman who blames alcohol after sleeping with a man raw, yet she shaved while sober before leaving her own house is just a joker.”