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16/05/2020
28/07/2017

*Think about it!!*.
The moment you get out of bed, wash your face,
*Pure Water Companies * will be counting on you
and when you brush your teeth, *Pepsodent,
Macleans* or similar brands will be earning on you.
When you Charge your phone *NEPA* will be
reading their meter. When you move from your
house to the office, *taxis, buses, Okada or Keke
Napep owners*, if u are driving *Filling Station
Owners* will be collecting their share and when you
check your *WhatsApp, Facebook* and other social
media, telecommunication companies will be
making money on you!
So before you get out of the house you have
already paid all these companies something. You
have already spent money. Let me not even talk
about the rest of the day. *So if you are going to
bed without making money*, how are you going to
foot all these bills??.
*Food for thought*
Do something about your life today. Start thinking
about how to make money everyday. *Think
Residual Income* Start with a small targeted
amount and grow as you go. Start with something
that will give u even if its *50 Naira a day. Its better
than going to bed without making even a *kobo*.
*Let's Put our faith into action, take risks and start
something!*
*SALARY* alone can not solve your money
problems. You need Secondary Source of income to
balance.
*SALARY* is a *MEDICINE* for managing
*POVERTY*, it doesn't *CURE* it. Only your
*BUSINESS* or *INVESTMENT* Cures Poverty. Be
Financially Intelligent... Have a Plan B.

05/07/2017

Admit it! We all have a childhood crush that we will never forget.

01/07/2017

Matar nan ta MTN mai cewa "your account ix
too low pls recharge your account and try
again later" ta rasu yau ....All calls are
free ..ko bbu kudi,hanzarta ka buga waya
kafin a sanya wata..nima tun safe nake more
garabasa

11/06/2017

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

11/06/2017

Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

24/03/2017

A girl bought an iPad. When her father
saw it, He asked her "What was the
1st
thing you did when you bought it?
"I put an anti-scratch sticker on the
screen and bought a cover for the
iPad"
she replied.
"Did someone force you to do so?"
- "No"
"Don't you think it's an insult to the
manufacturer?"
- "No dad! In fact they even
recommend
using a cover for the iPad"
"Did you cover it because it was
cheap &
ugly?"
- "Actually, I covered it because I
didn't
want it to get damage and decrease in
value."
"When you put the cover on, didn't it
reduce the iPad's beauty?"
- "I think it looks better and it is
worth it
for the protection it gives my iPad."
The father looked lovingly at his
daughter
and said,
"Yet if I had asked you to cover your
body
which is much more precious than the
iPad, would you have readily
agreed???"
She was mute.....
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of
your
body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.

19/03/2016

10/09/2015

Interesting Facts Of Life: 1. CocaCola was originally green. 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! 8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.. 9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. “Spades” – King David; “Clubs” – Alexander the Great;” Hearts” – Charlemagne; “Diamonds” – Julius Caesar. 15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. – All invented by women. 18. Honey – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. 19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 20. A snail can sleep for three years. 21. All polar bears are left handed. 22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in firstclass. 23. Butterflies taste with their feet. 24. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. 25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 27. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’. 28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to sq**rt blood 30 feet. 32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 35. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different 37. And finally 80% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow or will search for the letters TYPEWRITER in the keyboard or try d both.

15/08/2015

''A brought you into these world so you have no right to disrespect one. ......have a nice weekend frndz.

22/05/2015

TGIF.....Am having difficulty in translating this pigoen to correct english,please friends help me translate ''YAM WEY DON DONE DON DONE'' nd ''E DON TEY WEY DAY BREAK

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