29/01/2022
LAUGH WITH Stephen Oladiji.
😂😂😂MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL TONIGHT😂😂😂
1. I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have s*x with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?" He said "yes." That is when I had my revenge🤷
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2. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals.
Bravo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
3. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins?🤔
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4. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.😝
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5. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer🤦
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6. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.🤷
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7. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"😲
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8. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
