Canstache

02/04/2026

Stay classy and stay warm out there folks, grab yourself a Canstache and sip proper like…Amazon link in bio!!!

09/17/2025

Remember that time we climbed Half Dome?? 😅😅

09/11/2025

Chris Evans got his new look by upgrading his face with Canstache*!

Want to be like Chris? Head to one of these links to purchase.

*No, he didn’t.

▶️ Website: https://canstache.com/product/three-pack/

▶️ Amazon: https://a.co/d/dY2Z1D0

▶️ Walmart: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Boston-Beverage-Novelties-CanStache/15350402270?classType=REGULAR&from=%2Fsearch&fbclid=IwY2xjawI_u9pleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHSEk_jUGemKQMapoeRE72q6JQKxftRjenga069hCi0kwUSZw5lnSLhiikw_aem_Kh52SMruxEcHpnePIC8Q6A

09/03/2025

When Harry Styles saw Canstache, he was so inspired, he decided to rock the look 24/7! 👨🏻 This particular vibe he has going is called, Middle Management, and can also be accompanied by a short-sleeved button-down shirt to mix things up a bit.

But if you’re not as follically gifted as ol’ Harry is, no worries - that’s why Canstache exists!!!

▶️ Website: https://canstache.com/product/three-pack/

▶️ Amazon: https://a.co/d/dY2Z1D0

▶️ Walmart: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Boston-Beverage-Novelties-CanStache/15350402270?classType=REGULAR&from=%2Fsearch&fbclid=IwY2xjawI_u9pleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHSEk_jUGemKQMapoeRE72q6JQKxftRjenga069hCi0kwUSZw5lnSLhiikw_aem_Kh52SMruxEcHpnePIC8Q6A

08/29/2025

DID YOU KNOW…?

Hey, btw, check out our Amazon reviews:
https://a.co/d/h8PF01Y

Some ‘stache knowledge for you on May Day! 🧐

Hey, btw, check out our Amazon reviews:
https://a.co/d/h8PF01Y

08/26/2025

Fall is almost here and winter is coming!

WHO WANTS SOME MERCHSTACHE??

Uh. STACHEMERCH?? CANMERCH?!

Argh. Ahem.

Do any of you delightful people want some Canstache merchandise? Specifically, these flannel shirts that come in blue/black and white/black and are perfect for all your autumnal needs?

$36 for local pick-up (or add $5 and we’ll ship it to ya if you’re not local!); sizes S-3XL. Also comes in black and white.

Venmo is - let us know how many, what size(s), and color(s). 🥸

WHO WANTS SOME MERCHSTACHE??

Uh. STACHEMERCH?? CANMERCH?!

Argh. Ahem.

Do any of you delightful people want some Canstache merchandise? Specifically, these flannel shirts that come in blue/black and white/black and are perfect for all your autumnal needs?

$36 for local pick-up (or add $5 and we’ll ship it to ya if you’re not local!); sizes S-3XL. Also comes in black and white.

Venmo is - let us know how many, what size(s), and color(s). 🥸

08/25/2025

It’s back to school time for the Canstache crew!

Didn’t know co-founder Scott was a student? Well, he is! 📚✏️

Kidding, when he’s not upgrading faces (or being a dad or helping care for his family’s hobby farm or making maple syrup or traveling or hosting parties or fixing things) he’s a teacher! Let’s hear it for the teachers and for the image makers!

Hope everyone headed back to school (or already there) has a great year!

👨🏻🥸

Buy Canstache, and help make li’l Scott’s dreams come true! 😉

08/12/2025

Need a refresher on how to Canstache????

08/05/2025

It’s not easy to integrate Canstache into your life, but we’re here to break down the process step-by-step for you! You’re welcome.

(You’d better take notes. It’s pretty intense.)

08/04/2025

Look, it’s simple: Canstache will make you better. Better at axe-throwing, better at life. 😎

If you don’t believe us, try one for yourself. I mean…don’t expect miracles…like, you need to do the work, man. You can’t just slip on a Canstache and suddenly be the coolest cat alive, ya know? It doesn’t really work that way. We wish it did. But mostly we’re using hyperbole to try and sell you something, so don’t sue us if you buy a Canstache and it doesn’t solve all your problems. OK?

It WILL make you look super cool, though. 😜