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09/05/2026

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So why don’t we just say it’s 117? If it feels like it, then it is.
09/01/2026

So why don’t we just say it’s 117? If it feels like it, then it is.

I always tell myself I’m going to go somewhere cooler next summer, yet here I am parked in my truck under a tree with th...
08/31/2026

I always tell myself I’m going to go somewhere cooler next summer, yet here I am parked in my truck under a tree with the A/C on Max.

Como se dice “it’s spicy outside?”
08/31/2026

Como se dice “it’s spicy outside?”

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05/02/2026

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03/26/2026

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“I promise I’m not gonna buy anything. I’ve just been holding it for 743 miles like the Beaver told me to.”
03/25/2026

“I promise I’m not gonna buy anything. I’ve just been holding it for 743 miles like the Beaver told me to.”

When it rains it pours, but according to it’s been a drought. 😬
03/24/2026

When it rains it pours, but according to it’s been a drought. 😬

“We are NOT from Houston…we live in the Woodlands.”
03/24/2026

“We are NOT from Houston…we live in the Woodlands.”

bring it back
03/24/2026

bring it back

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