Kim's Big and Lil Deals

03/25/2026

Bethpage Storage
Now til 2pm
I'm rearranging
Setting things out for sale!!

01/03/2026

01/03/2026

10/30/2025

Ya'll ready for Christmas?
Keep checking my page for Big and Lil Deals!!

08/27/2025

Sumner and Macon
County
Yard sale price seekers!!
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08/27/2025

Not my story but too funny not to share!! I will meet at closest DG from your house. I got gas money!!

Selling s**t on FB Marketplace is like volunteering for a social experiment run by m**h heads.

I listed a microwave for $50. Within 12 seconds my inbox looked like I was giving away crack rocks dipped in Jesus blood. First message “Is this available?” YES, Deborah. It was available 14 seconds ago when you asked, and it’s still available now that you ghosted me like my father.

Then come the bargain hunters. “Will you take $5, a coupon for Jiffy L**e, and a handful of my ex husband’s ashes?” NO, BRENDA. I don’t want your cremation starter kit. I said fifty bucks..

And why does everyone’s pickup plan sound like an FBI sting? Them “I’ll be there at 6.” Me “Cool.” 6 o’clock hits. Nothing. 7 o’clock. “Sorry, my cousin got locked up.” BITCH, what does that have to do with my microwave?

Finally, they show up in a Prius the size of a lunchbox. Six grown adults hop out like it’s Cirque du Soleil.. trying to shove a microwave, two kids, and a pit bull into the backseat. Grandma’s smoking a Virginia Slim, the baby’s chewing on my extension cord. Whole scene looked like an episode of Intervention.

At that point I don’t even want the fu***ng money. Just take it. Take the microwave, take my soul, take the ghost of every bad decision that led me here.

Marketplace ain’t about selling s**t. It’s a psychological test to see how far you’ll go for gas money before you set your house on fire.

08/27/2025

BIG AND LIL
DEALS
COMING YOUR WAY!!
STAY TUNED!!

05/22/2025

I have an indoor spot now 😃
8986 HWY 52
I will be doing live videos!!
If there is som**hing you want and you can't drive that far; we can find a reasonable place to meet.
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Hope to see you at the warehouse.

05/21/2025

Watch for my upcoming videos of the great things going on.
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Sumner Co. TN

01/23/2025

Let your friends know about this page with Great Deals!!

01/23/2025

Like my Page and Invite your Friends!! Go shopping 🛍

01/03/2025

All items posted are a set price! Scroll through and check out our amazing deals. 💸
Lots of new items coming soon!
We can set up weekly meetings in Westmoreland, Portland, Lafayette and Franklin. Let us know what works for you and we'll get a day/time set up. Welcome to our new page! 🥳
And invite your friends. 🤗