Lucky Streak Clothing Company

06/15/2026

I read and reread pages of applicants for the contest that I threw last week. So many applicants. For those that missed it, I asked everyone to write a funny review about a recent Lucky Streak T Shirt purchase. The one that made me laugh the outest loudest the hardest, would win a t shirt of their choice.

There was a lot of pressure. To take this serious meant that friendships would probably be severed, countries would obviously war over the outcome, and planets could and will dry up. In the end, I appointed Kevin Catlin’s review on the Radical T Shirt as the winner. It was his use of the words “life long dream for the last 3-4 weeks” that caught my fancy.

For the rest of you that wrote something, if you don’t mind, I’m going to use your reviews as content for my webpage. Thank you for participating everyone!

06/11/2026

I got this hernia surgery and all I’m allowed to do is heal. While charlie squats in the jungle getting stronger every day I’m getting weaker. Unless I draw something every day and post it here.

06/11/2026

I get bored. Made these.

06/09/2026

Just wanted to share this with everyone. This is me dead.

06/09/2026

I've been laying around for weeks because of these weak spots on my old, over used body. I had hernia surgery and I need you to entertain me. So here is the assignment;

Bust my stitches and win a t shirt. That's what the contest is. Send me back to the ER. Write a review on a recent Lucky Streak product that you purchased. Make it funny. The one that makes me laugh the hardest wins a t shirt of your choice.

CONTEST! I'm recovering from a double hernia operation and I'm bored. So let's do a contest. Write a review of a Lucky Streak product that you bought.Funniest review wins a free shirt.

Make something up. That's it. Drop it in the comments. I read every one, I pick the one that makes me laugh the hardest, that person picks out a shirt. There's no scoring system. It's just whatever I think is funny, which is the only credential I'm bringing to the table here.

The fine print (this is the part the platforms and general caution make me include):
How to enter: Comment with your review on this post. One entry per person. No purchase necessary to enter or win — if you've never bought anything, you're not really our target reviewer, but you're still allowed in.
Eligibility: Open to [residents of — e.g. the U.S.], age [18]+ at time of entry.
Entry period: Now through [end date/time + time zone]. Anything posted after that doesn't count.
Judging: Winner is chosen at the sole discretion of Lucky Streak Clothing Co. based on which review we find funniest. It's subjective on purpose.
Prize: One (1) [shirt — name/design], approximate retail value $[XX]. Not transferable, no cash equivalent.
Winner notice: Announced [here / in a follow-up post] and contacted by DM. Winner must respond within [48 hours] to claim, or we pick someone else.
Permission to use your review: By entering, you give Lucky Streak Clothing Co. permission to repost, quote, and use your review in our marketing (website, social, ads, etc.), with or without your name. This is the clause that actually matters to us, since the whole point is collecting stuff we can use.
This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Instagram or Facebook (Meta). Void where prohibited.

06/08/2026

CONTEST! I'm recovering from a double hernia operation and I'm bored. So let's do a contest. Write a review of a Lucky Streak product that you bought.Funniest review wins a free shirt.

Make something up. That's it. Drop it in the comments. I read every one, I pick the one that makes me laugh the hardest, that person picks out a shirt. There's no scoring system. It's just whatever I think is funny, which is the only credential I'm bringing to the table here.

The fine print (this is the part the platforms and general caution make me include):
How to enter: Comment with your review on this post. One entry per person. No purchase necessary to enter or win — if you've never bought anything, you're not really our target reviewer, but you're still allowed in.
Eligibility: Open to [residents of — e.g. the U.S.], age [18]+ at time of entry.
Entry period: Now through [end date/time + time zone]. Anything posted after that doesn't count.
Judging: Winner is chosen at the sole discretion of Lucky Streak Clothing Co. based on which review we find funniest. It's subjective on purpose.
Prize: One (1) [shirt — name/design], approximate retail value $[XX]. Not transferable, no cash equivalent.
Winner notice: Announced [here / in a follow-up post] and contacted by DM. Winner must respond within [48 hours] to claim, or we pick someone else.
Permission to use your review: By entering, you give Lucky Streak Clothing Co. permission to repost, quote, and use your review in our marketing (website, social, ads, etc.), with or without your name. This is the clause that actually matters to us, since the whole point is collecting stuff we can use.
This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Instagram or Facebook (Meta). Void where prohibited.

05/26/2026

I just updated the ABOUT page on the Lucky Streak website. Deal with it.

05/01/2026

This image illustrates a canary that tripped in his/her or theys/thees cage. The trip caused disruption in the platiusmaxius of the the bird’s lower artimus. The end. Get one for yourself today!

02/22/2026

It’s a good day for a good day. I’m til 3:00. You have a couple hours until the deathstorm comes and takes us.

02/19/2026

Get ready for the Philly Punk Rock Flea Market! I’ll be there on Sunday from 10 to 5. It’s been a couple months since I’ve done a show but I’ve been training at the gym, so I can still swipe those credit cards and bag those shirts.