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T-shirts that crash metal into pop culture. Judas Priest meets Jurassic Park. Iron Maiden meets Jaws. Megadeth meets Mad Max. Printed on demand. Ships from the USA.

Heavy riffs. Heavier jokes.

10/29/2026

Full moon. Bad decisions.

Boozy Osbourne. Bark at the Moonshine. Halloween wardrobe sorted.

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10/23/2026

The opening act went extinct.

Jurassic Park, turned up far past a sensible volume.

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10/21/2026

The beach was a mistake.

Amity Island. Fear of the Shark. Keeping this one on dry land.

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10/17/2026

Dress code: hostile.

Predator meets Vulgar Display of Power. For the friend who calls every gathering a hostile environment.

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10/16/2026

Some people thrift. Some people dig deeper.

Kornholio, apparently sourced responsibly.

KoRn’s Issues meets The Great Cornholio on a black tee.

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Korn meets The Great Cornholio in this 90s nu-metal parody T-shirt. Black heavy cotton, sizes S–3XL, printed in the USA. Shop Heavy Irony.

10/14/2026

A stranger on the internet recommends this shirt. We’ll take it. ★★★★★

10/07/2026

Objectively? Debatable. Five stars? Confirmed. ★★★★★

10/05/2026

And somehow, nothing to wear.

10/03/2026

He just wanted merch.

10/02/2026

The math works if you don't look at it.

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Concord, CA
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https://linktr.ee/heavyirony, https://heavyirony.com/

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