Sass's Glasses: Make a Spectacle of Yourself

02/02/2026

Hey everybody! I know I've been absent for a minute but your gal moved down to South Texas (but I do offer shipping!) and started a big girl job but I'm back, back, back again!

To make a grand reemergence, I've been inspired (or infuriated) to come back with "Chinga la migra" glasses as modeled by the most beautiful Latina mama .guerra. For every pair sold, I'll be donating $5 to an anti-ICE cause! Hit me up with your faves so I know where's best to donate. And for my gringas out there, "Chinga la migra" is slang for "F**K ICE" in Spanish! These can be made on any number of styles of sunglasses, different colors or beads, etc. A set like this goes for $25 hand delivered or $30 shipped.

Please share with all of your friends! 🧊🧊🧊

01/03/2026

Katie registered late and missed the shout out!!!! Rest assured, she will be there slinging sweet shades!!!

We cannot reiterate enough how awesome this market is!!! Such a great community! They have become like family to us!

Bittersweet that Kansas will not be in attendance, but she obviously will be thought of throughout the day!

01/02/2026

Making earrings in the sunshine!

12/31/2025

Katie will be out for the first time here WITHOUT Kansas! Come on by!!!!

🌱✨ SAVE THE DATE ✨🌱

Start your new year with Funkytown Mindful Market!

🗓️ Saturday, January 3, 2026
📍 1201 Wesleyan St FW, TX 76015 - Texas Wesleyan University
⏰11 AM - 2 PM

Join us for a feel-good community market rooted in fresh food access, local makers, and mindful living—right here in East Fort Worth.

Expect locally grown produce 🥕, artisan goods 🧼, nourishing food 🍲, and a welcoming space to gather, connect, and support small businesses that pour back into our neighborhood. 💚

Bring your family, bring a friend, and start the new year by shopping local and building community with us.

12/31/2025

🤩 🎉 Thank You for an AWESOME start up 2025! 🎉 🕶️ We're excited for what the next year may hold!

What do you wish to see from us in 2026?!?!

12/26/2025

Kansas and Katie, the faces behind Sass's Glasses: Make a Spectacle of Yourself, would like to thank you for the past couple of months!!! We are trying to get this baby business up and running!!!! Sit tight and join us on our ride! We could not do any of this without YOU our supporters!!! And our wonderful families!!!!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and hug your families from all of us, to all of you!!!!!! ⛄🎄🎁💕❄️

12/22/2025

Can you spot Sass's Glasses girlies Kansas and Katie?
Still our favorite market to date!!! They are like family to us!!!

P.s. it was soooo cold when we took this picture!

Wishing you and yours all the best this holiday season.
💜 - Funkytown Mindful Market

12/19/2025

Whoa! Katie in front of(and behind) the camera!!!! Not her comfort zone.

Holiday earrings now 2 for $10!!!!

12/19/2025

Earrings!!!! Holiday earrings all 2 for $10!!!!

12/17/2025

Katie popping in to bring some JOY to your day 💙

The beautiful blue frames on my face are for SALE!!!!
All Holiday adult glasses are only $15!!!
Children's Holiday are down to $6!!!
Holiday earrings $6!!!

Makes great stocking stuffers and White Elephant gifts!!!!

Kansas is on a quick sabbatical while she gets comfy in her new Librarian position in Bulverde!

12/16/2025

Grab a stocking from this lovely and fill it with a new pair of sunglasses from yours truly!!!!!

12/16/2025

Can we have a moment of silence for this pink pair of sunglasses. This version of Hot Mess Mama bit the dust, thanks to my fabulous 5 year old! Cracked right on top of my head...but she will return in some form or fashion again!