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With the end of my teaching career in sight, I started to think about what was next.

I like golf, but I could never be one of those guys who plays golf every day in retirement. I have a lot of grass to mow, but what about fall and winter? I can only walk my dogs so far before they are even like, “Umm, dad, we’re good. How about you get a hobby?”

Then there are the people who ask, “You were an English teacher; why don’t you write a book?” Well, after teaching AP English for 20 years, I have a very thorough understanding of just how magnificent and intricately structured the great books of the Western canon are. I can turn a phrase or two, but, to paraphrase failed 1988 VP candidate Lloyd Bentson, “I have read William Shakespeare. I have taught William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare is a metaphorical friend of mine. I am no William Shakespeare.” So no, I will not be producing the Great American Novel anytime soon. Three paragraphs in, and I still haven’t gotten to why I started this enterprise. (See, I told you I’m not a great writer). Well, here was the inspiration for the very first design. It’s spring of my penultimate year of teaching and my classes are studying The Sound and the Fury. We are discussing the decline of the Compson family and how they have had to sell off property as they have come down in the world. The pastureland that they sell gets converted into a golf course, which becomes relevant to the plot because of too many details to get into here, but, as the kids say, if you know, you know. Later that day, I’m on Facebook, and as our algorithmic overlord Mark Zuckerberg knows everything about me, I am being shown ads for t-shirts from 1980s movies, with one shirt being for Bushwood Country Club, the golf course from Caddyshack. I’m thinking, “That’s cool.” But then the book nerd in me gets this idea: “What if I came up with a t-shirt design for the golf course in The Sound and the Fury?” Many frustrating hours later using my school’s Canva app, I came up with the logo for the Yoknapatawpha Golf Club. For me, a crucial element of the design is that it was linked to a specific passage from the novel. Country club logos are supposed to capture some unique aspect of the club, so I used a passage from the third chapter of the novel where Jason Compson makes a sarcastic remark about his younger, disabled brother and how much time he spends at the fence watching the golfers. I thought readers of the novel would appreciate both the connection to Faulkner’s fictional Mississippi county and the subtle details of the logo. (See product description for more on those details!) So after much sound and fury creating my first design, I then started ruminating about other novels I have read and taught, and what clever designs can be born from them. So, if you are a lover of great books and also of soft t-shirts that show off your literary erudition, Literateez is the place for you!

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Here's a design guaranteed to make fans of Shakespeare and Taylor Swift smile. As readers of Hamlet know, Polonius was always hiding behind an arras trying to eavesdrop, and the play on words between "arras" and "eras" makes for a punny connection to Swift's tour and the tour t-shirt. A great gift for literature-loving Swifties!

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12/11/2025

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Here’s another literature/pop culture mash-up! This design combines elements of the Anglo-Saxon epic of Beowulf with a 1980s wrestling promotional poster. Besides the character and setting names, the design also includes stylistic elements from the epic such as alliteration, kennings, and braggadocio, which mesh really well with the over-the-top features of professional wrestling. And let’s be honest, Grendel makes a great heel, and Beowulf is a fantastic babyface who does impeccable mic work.

https://mario-nhx-shop.fourthwall.com/products/catch-22-literary-t-shirtThis one is a deep cut inspired by the only nove...
11/06/2025

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This one is a deep cut inspired by the only novel that has made me consistently laugh out loud: Catch-22. The design is an homage to the patches worn by the men of the Army Air Force squadrons of World War II. It represents the fictional 256th bomber squadron, commanded by Major Major, that was assigned many dangerous bombing missions over Nazi-controlled Italy. The protagonist of the novel, a bombardier named Yossarian, spends the novel trying to stay alive. In fact, the squadron motto that I selected for the patch is from Yossarian’s core goal: “He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.” While other squadrons had mottos like “Mors Ab Alto” (Death From Above), I thought a more apt one for this squadron was basically the Latin for “Live forever or die trying.” Since Catch-22 is a novel all about contradictions, oxymora, paradoxes, and moral dilemmas, I thought Yossarian’s sentiment fit perfectly for the 256th’s motto. As for the design elements, in researching real WWII patches, I found that they tended to be colorful and include some combination of bombs and death. The skeletal hands covered the death motif, and having two fingers up per hand touched on the “22” in the title. The lightning bolt with the arrow was actually a happy accident. I found that lightning bolts were also a common element of combat squadrons and, in doing some light Googling, I found that the symbol in the design is actually a mathematical representation of a proof by contradiction, perfect for this novel! Finally, I thought just having the 256th Bomb Squadron was just too allusive for all but the most erudite of readers, so I wanted to include the physical setting of Pianosa Island and the absurd name of the reluctant squadron commander, Major Major, to signal to other Catch-22 fans what is going on with this shirt.

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11/06/2025

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This shirt is for lovers of wrestling, Things Fall Apart, and simplicity. As addressed in my description of the “Original Rumble in the Jungle” design, wrestling is a pretty big deal in the novel. But while that shirt ties in 20th Century popular culture, this design just seeks to capture the simplicity of a high school wrestling team’s logo. The protagonist of the novel, Okonkwo, is the greatest wrestler from the village of Umuofia, so you are sure to get a few knowing looks from fellow readers when they see you in it!

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11/06/2025

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For the people out there who enjoy literature and combat sports, this shirt is for you! Even if you were too young to watch the Ali vs. Foreman fight from the heart of Zaire (the once and future Democratic Republic of the Congo), if you are a sports fan, you know of this legendary fight where Muhammad Ali defeats the mighty George Foreman to reclaim the heavyweight championship of the world. And if you are a fan of Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart, then you know that the novel opens with a description of how Okonkwo began his rise to power by defeating the seemingly unbeatable Amalinze, “the Cat,” in a wrestling match for the ages. This opening scene would establish the importance of wrestling in the Ibo culture, and it would be revisited throughout the novel to show how it was woven into how the tribe celebrated their festivals. As for the origin of the design, I looked at old posters promoting the Ali/Foreman fight and tried to incorporate some of the key elements while adjusting them for the setting of the novel.

https://mario-nhx-shop.fourthwall.com/products/song-of-solomon-literary-t-shirtThis t-shirt blends the final setting of ...
11/06/2025

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This t-shirt blends the final setting of Toni Morrison’s Song of Solomon with the vintage feel of a travel poster. I tried to capture the twilight scene of the novel’s ending, set in early autumn in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Here is the passage that inspired the design: “Milkman and Pilate walked up the road to the path that led to Solomon’s Leap. It was the higher of the two outcroppings of rock. Both flat-headed, both looking over a deep valley.” While the moment is a solemn one (the pair are preparing to bury the remains of Pilate’s father, Milkman’s grandfather), I wanted to capture how beauty and freedom can prevail over darkness and oppression if one has the courage to take flight while also not abandoning one’s responsibilities. Also, if you look closely, you will see that the apostrophe mark is the silhouette of a winged man taking flight, an homage to the title character, Solomon, for whom Solomon’s Leap is named. Finally, have some fun when people ask you about Shalimar, Virginia. Tell them to stop by Solomon’s General Store if they are driving through.

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