I like golf, but I could never be one of those guys who plays golf every day in retirement. I have a lot of grass to mow, but what about fall and winter? I can only walk my dogs so far before they are even like, “Umm, dad, we’re good. How about you get a hobby?”
Then there are the people who ask, “You were an English teacher; why don’t you write a book?” Well, after teaching AP English for 20 years, I have a very thorough understanding of just how magnificent and intricately structured the great books of the Western canon are. I can turn a phrase or two, but, to paraphrase failed 1988 VP candidate Lloyd Bentson, “I have read William Shakespeare. I have taught William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare is a metaphorical friend of mine. I am no William Shakespeare.” So no, I will not be producing the Great American Novel anytime soon. Three paragraphs in, and I still haven’t gotten to why I started this enterprise. (See, I told you I’m not a great writer). Well, here was the inspiration for the very first design. It’s spring of my penultimate year of teaching and my classes are studying The Sound and the Fury. We are discussing the decline of the Compson family and how they have had to sell off property as they have come down in the world. The pastureland that they sell gets converted into a golf course, which becomes relevant to the plot because of too many details to get into here, but, as the kids say, if you know, you know. Later that day, I’m on Facebook, and as our algorithmic overlord Mark Zuckerberg knows everything about me, I am being shown ads for t-shirts from 1980s movies, with one shirt being for Bushwood Country Club, the golf course from Caddyshack. I’m thinking, “That’s cool.” But then the book nerd in me gets this idea: “What if I came up with a t-shirt design for the golf course in The Sound and the Fury?” Many frustrating hours later using my school’s Canva app, I came up with the logo for the Yoknapatawpha Golf Club. For me, a crucial element of the design is that it was linked to a specific passage from the novel. Country club logos are supposed to capture some unique aspect of the club, so I used a passage from the third chapter of the novel where Jason Compson makes a sarcastic remark about his younger, disabled brother and how much time he spends at the fence watching the golfers. I thought readers of the novel would appreciate both the connection to Faulkner’s fictional Mississippi county and the subtle details of the logo. (See product description for more on those details!) So after much sound and fury creating my first design, I then started ruminating about other novels I have read and taught, and what clever designs can be born from them. So, if you are a lover of great books and also of soft t-shirts that show off your literary erudition, Literateez is the place for you!