10/14/2026
I fired my social media specialist, and now we're falling behind on launch announcements. Well, actually, the card declined the charge, and rather than fix it, I figured I'd just do the job myself for a bit.
For clarification, by *"social media specialist,"* I mean a paid AI agent with the ability to actually post things. And by *"do the job myself,"* I mean free AI that writes the copy while I handle the high-tech process of copying and pasting it. We've really streamlined operations here at Unstable Cotton.
Anyway, we've got **two new shirts launching today**, and they're both ready to make questionable decisions.
🥊 **WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU WEAKER**
Forget motivational posters. Sometimes what doesn't kill you just leaves you face-down on the pixelated pavement while your opponent still has a nearly full health bar. This fighting-game-inspired design puts a decidedly less inspirational spin on the old cliché. Perfect for gamers, button mashers, and anyone who's tired of being told that adversity builds character.
🐿️ **LET'S GET SQUIRRELY**
Full credit to my wife for this one! She came up with the idea, and I think she nailed the assignment. Gather the gang, grab a few cold ones, and let the good times get a little nutty. These squirrels have claimed their table, cracked open the refreshments, and clearly aren't planning on calling it an early night. Perfect for b**r lovers, squirrel enthusiasts, and anyone whose idea of a classy evening involves snacks, questionable decisions, and a little woodland chaos.
**Two new designs. One good idea from my wife. Zero professional social media management.** What could possibly go wrong?
Check them out at Unstable Cotton — where the shirts are fun, even if the business operations are occasionally held together with duct tape.
👉 https://unstablecotton.com
