Unstable Cotton

Unstable Cotton Mostly unique and funny (hopefully) t-shirts. And other stuff that may interest me. For everyone's security, all orders are processed through Shopify.

If you don't want to order through the website, I'm happy to email you a Shopify invoice.

Meet the Pudgy Pelican. He has never rushed a single pier sunset and neither should you. Soft cotton tee at unstable-cot...
08/21/2026

Meet the Pudgy Pelican. He has never rushed a single pier sunset and neither should you. Soft cotton tee at unstable-cotton.com, and yes, every 8th order of the day still scores a free oven mitt.

Fred gets all the credit, but Barney Rubble was the true icon of Bedrock. Grab the Retro Barney Rubble T-Shirt now at un...
08/07/2026

Fred gets all the credit, but Barney Rubble was the true icon of Bedrock. Grab the Retro Barney Rubble T-Shirt now at unstable-cotton.com. (And remember, every 8th customer of the day gets a free oven mitt!)

Edvard Munch painted "The Scream" as a cry of existential dread. We put a cat in it. Same energy, honestly. Grab yours a...
07/31/2026

Edvard Munch painted "The Scream" as a cry of existential dread. We put a cat in it. Same energy, honestly. Grab yours at unstable-cotton.com for $19.99, and if you're the 8th order of the day, you also get a free oven mitt. Art history has never been this useful.

Fletcher would not approve of your current shirt. This one, though? "Not Quite My Tempo". The Whiplash quote tee for any...
07/24/2026

Fletcher would not approve of your current shirt. This one, though? "Not Quite My Tempo". The Whiplash quote tee for anyone who's ever been made to feel like their effort wasn't good enough. Wear it. Own it. $19.99 at unstable-cotton.com (and if you're somehow the 8th order of the day, you get a free oven mitt, which Fletcher would also not approve of).

All he wanted in life was a thermos. Now you can wear that energy. The Thermos from The Jerk tee is $19.99 and, yes, the...
07/17/2026

All he wanted in life was a thermos. Now you can wear that energy. The Thermos from The Jerk tee is $19.99 and, yes, the 8th order of the day still gets a free oven mitt. Shop at unstable-cotton.com

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