Cosmic Vardo

12/11/2025

Another awesome wooden sign design by local artist Pamaw 🤩

05/19/2025

Superworm beetles love homegrown cucumber, apparently!! 😅

Those tiny flecks of black and Grey indicate the next generation will be hatching in the not-too-distant future 🥰

Cosmic Vardo superworms are always happy 😁 healthy 💪 and hydrated 💦 giving your birds, reptiles, fish and amphibians the best nutrition possible 💓

Plus, we beat big box stores' pricing by a long shot at $3/ounce. What does an ounce of superworms look like? See the pic below for an example 👍
And we're a Conroe producer so you're supporting your neighbors by shopping local - delivery or meet-up available 😉

www.cosmicvardo.com or text 832-458-1407

05/06/2025

Insect frass (A.K.A. bug p**p) is an amazing garden fertilizer!!

There are many ways to use frass fertilizer: as a soil amendment, a top dressing, as a foliar spray, in a compost tea, or in a hydroponic system - instructions are on the bag 🙌

However you apply it,
there's no denying that plants love this s**t 💩

$2/lb
Local delivery in and around Conroe is available 🚙
832-458-1407

05/03/2025

03/23/2025

Add some 🐛🪲 insect frass 🪲🐛 natural fertilizer just before planting to boost your plants' health and vitality! 💯

Already planted it? 🫢 No worries, just poke hole in the dirt near the plant's root zone 👇, pour in some frass 🫳, and cover the hole 🙌

Insect frass is available at www.cosmicvardo.com 🥳

02/20/2025

Check out this Cosmic Vardo blog post for the differences between mealworms and superworms!

Superworms and mealworms are both larvae of darkling beetles but belong to different species from different habitats and have slightly different coloration. Nutritional content varies between the species and superworms ...

11/24/2024

That's-a lotta loofah! (And two dog heads 🤣)