Danger Noodle Designs

Danger Noodle Designs Cursed 2A chaos | Tees, mugs, & feral freedom | AKs, bad jokes & questionable morals | Enter the Bunker

12/04/2025

Tomorrow at 4pm central a limited number of Danger Noodle Patch & Sticker packs will be available. Get em while you can 🫠

Yall asked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ patch & sticker pack coming soon!a super talented young artist and daughter of the epic recreated...
12/04/2025

Yall asked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ patch & sticker pack coming soon!

a super talented young artist and daughter of the epic recreated the AI version and made my girl vanessa look like an actual ak 😍 so much artistic talent in that family!

I know yall are waiting on those cartoon stickers of my picture but in the meantime can I distract you with some patche...
11/17/2025

I know yall are waiting on those cartoon stickers of my picture but in the meantime can I distract you with some patches? 😂 maybe I'll do a bundle or something cause I feel weird selling myself as a sticker but I try to give yall what you want. 🤷🏽‍♀️ ya weirdos

10/31/2025

Congratulations !!!! Send me a dm with your shipping information and which color/size you want 😁 everyone else can head on over to dangernoodledesigns.net and snag up some fresh gear! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

10/07/2025

I answer to no one 😂

Dropping Friday, Sept 19 @ 5pm CST Sometimes things...fire off without warning. This shirt is a nod to those 'accidental...
09/18/2025

Dropping Friday, Sept 19 @ 5pm CST

Sometimes things...fire off without warning. This shirt is a nod to those 'accidental discharges' nobody asked for but everybody's heard about. No need to point fingers - if you know you know. Great gift for anyone still carrying that which shall not be named.

Vintage dangernoodle spotted in the wild on 👀👀👀 yes...we want to see it
09/18/2025

Vintage dangernoodle spotted in the wild on 👀👀👀 yes...we want to see it

OG designs are now available in tanks! Some like it safe...others like it fully automatic. Whether you're thinking about...
09/09/2025

OG designs are now available in tanks!

Some like it safe...others like it fully automatic. Whether you're thinking about upping your rate of fire or exploring...new territories, this tank is all about celebrating life's bold choices - in your builds and in your bedrooms. Celebrate the unholy union of fi****ms, questionable decisions, and suggestive winking with a tank that's basically a Rorschach test for degenerates.

If you know, you know. If you don't? Well...you're probably not ready for the 3rd hole anyway

Available now 😍Why be normal when you can be nocturnal and unhinged? This women's crop top features our battle-hardened ...
08/01/2025

Available now 😍

Why be normal when you can be nocturnal and unhinged?

This women's crop top features our battle-hardened trash goblin, who is clearly over everyone's nonsense. It's a rallying cry for the wild ones who thrive in chaos, scream into the void, and still somehow get s**t done.

This crop is perfect for midnight range trips, backwoods shenanigans, or just asserting your dominance at your local gas station.

Stay Feral

Coming soon 😍
07/29/2025

Coming soon 😍

Ask and you shall receive! Tanks now available on dangernoodledesigns.net
07/22/2025

Ask and you shall receive! Tanks now available on dangernoodledesigns.net

Tactipaca and murder hornets in the wild 😎
07/07/2025

Tactipaca and murder hornets in the wild 😎

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