Quality Learing Center of Greater Minneapolis

01/24/2026

Not nice guys

01/18/2026

Thank you Minneapolis for your continued support in these trying times. It is with great sadness to announce that the federal government has officially closed our lovely daycare. However, with your generous financial support from various S̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶ GoFundMe’s, we are also joyful to announce the grand opening of Zizza Pizza! Please, no children allowed.

01/10/2026

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz is joining the chorus of delirious progressives protesting the capture of murderous narco-terrorist Nicolas Maduro.

“You heard him in court,” Walz said after Maduro pleaded not guilty. “He is a decent man… just misunderstood. I can relate to him.”

“Once this trumped-up case against him is over, I’d like to offer him a job at one of our prestigious childcare organizations, The Quality Learing Center.”

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“We’ve already got the sign and the building. Now we just need to find some kids to send there, and we need a solid teacher,” Walz said. “I’ve already got a bunch of Salvadoran teens I’m hiding from ICE in my basement, and I think Mr. Maduro could fit the bill, since he speaks the Spanish and everything.”

01/04/2026

Be careful it’s a slippery slope

01/03/2026

01/03/2026

Heroes get remembered. But legends never die

01/03/2026

Awe man there figuring it out

01/03/2026

Now we know what happened

01/02/2026

Shame on him, we at least buy ray bans for our students! Children First

01/02/2026

Happy New Year! Get working on those 1040EZ’s, I got mouths to feed

01/01/2026

I never leared that