05/05/2025
Greetings, seekers of the strange and unusual!
The portal has begun to open! The Eldritch Emporium is officially live online, albeit with limited merchandise at the moment. This shall be rectified as more inventory is added. You’d be surprised just how high the duty tax is to import from R’lyeh…
Before announcing that my humble online shop had opened, I wanted to further immerse myself in the company of other local business owners. It was a period of learning and eerie excitement! One with a keen eye may have even spotted my wares at VB Games and More. More recently, I spent a day with Jarrett of Stackingplastic! He’s a wonderful human with great wisdom and many lovely wares of his own. If you find yourself at the Northfield River Walk this summer season, keep your eyes peeled for his table!
Now, prepare yourselves, for in thirteen days' time, on Sunday, May 18th, the portal shall open in its entirety, bringing forth a curated collection of the peculiar and the otherworldly directly to your screens! Within our virtual halls, you shall discover:
●Bewitching stickers yearning to adorn your devices and belongings
●Authentically cursed artifacts radiating an aura of mystery (and perhaps a touch of misfortune)
●Wickedly wonderful vessels to keep your beverages hot or cold on the go
●Shirts that whisper secrets of forgotten realms and ancient entities (perhaps in forgotten tongues even)
●Unique custom sublimated goods tailored to your deepest desires and darkest whims
●And for the intrepid few, tantalizing glimpses of cosmic horrors beyond human comprehension (Therapy not included…)
Prepare to explore the uncanny from the comfort (and relative safety) of your own abode. We eagerly await your virtual visit!
