Little Fae

10/05/2026

Let me spell this one out for the people in the back 👇

Women have ALWAYS had their pick. I could walk into a room full of strangers and leave with at least one guy who'd go home with me. That's not bragging, that's just how it works.

Meanwhile, the only way some men get access to a woman's body is by taking her choice away, with a drink, a drug, or a "your body, my choice."

So no. Your body is not my problem, and my body is not your decision. We don't get chosen. We choose. 🧚‍♀️🍆

And if a drunk guy ever wandered into a sorority house? Worst case he wakes up with a little makeup on, electrolytes on the nightstand, wrapped in a fluffy pink blanket, phone at 100% and possibly some photos of him passed out with eyeshadow and lipstick circulating the internet.

Think about that.

Front or back, which one do you prefer? 👇

Link in the first comment 💜

02/13/2026

We should round up all of the “men” (and women) on that list and drop them in the middle of the ocean - catch and release lol

12/22/2025

It is true that there are only so many no’s before you hit a yes. But the odds on this behavior are not in your favor, gentlemen. Do not send those unsolicited photos.

12/21/2025

Ever have a cat bring you its k!ll? The cat thought it was a gift - a thoughtful gesture if you will. But is that how you received it? Because, fellas, when you send an unsolicited 🍆📸 - you are the cat in this scenario

12/17/2025

Coffee always tastes better when the mug is amazing

11/21/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it!

11/21/2025

11/21/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!
Can you see my excitement???

11/21/2025

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