Soon To Be Mythical - Dark Humor & Conservation Apparel

Soon To Be Mythical - Dark Humor & Conservation Apparel Soon To Be Mythical makes tragically hip apparel and gifts of animals on their farewell tour. Wear the rare. Postpone the myth.

Each design honors Earth’s future legends and supports nonprofits fighting for their survival.

In case anyone is interested in paying tribute to the Patron Saint of Appalachia, Dolly Parton - may she rest in peace. ...
08/29/2026

In case anyone is interested in paying tribute to the Patron Saint of Appalachia, Dolly Parton - may she rest in peace. 10% of proceeds are donated to Dolly's Imagination Library helping to help give kids free books.

Please do not use a damp sloth for cleaning 😅😅
08/07/2026

Please do not use a damp sloth for cleaning 😅😅

07/28/2026

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07/16/2026

This is so cool! It gives me hope for endangered species that we are still discovering species never seen before, especially as large as this one. 💚

Happy news for Crush! 🐢 Rescued sea turtle flies 1500 miles to be released back into ocean
07/12/2026

Happy news for Crush! 🐢
Rescued sea turtle flies 1500 miles to be released back into ocean

The patient is named Crush, after the beloved “Finding Nemo” character.

Proudly stole this from Plant Based News ☺️
07/11/2026

Proudly stole this from Plant Based News ☺️

We all know the ROUS is really an endangered animal. So let's have a little Princess Bride fun with this one...
07/01/2026

We all know the ROUS is really an endangered animal. So let's have a little Princess Bride fun with this one...

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06/26/2026

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On most farms, a ram that won't mate with ewes gets written off as useless and sent to slaughter. Michael Stücke keeps only those rams, and his whole flock is gay.

Stücke, 52, has raised sheep since 1995, and he's openly gay himself. When he learned that around 8% of rams want nothing to do with ewes and get culled for it, he put the word out to other farmers: send him the ones headed for the butcher.

Every new arrival even gets a test, placed near ewes during breeding season. If he stays uninterested, he joins the herd. Once they're together, Stücke says, "a lot of action happens."

The wool became "Rainbow Wool", a nonprofit he founded in 2023 with his husband Johan and friend Nadia Leytes. Johan didn't get to see how far it reached. Diagnosed with cancer in 2021, he died this past January.

Before he passed, he told them the project had to keep going. So it does.

06/24/2026

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