Blokd Blue Light Glasses

Blokd Blue Light Glasses 👀 Blue light blockers for the chronically online
🥸 helps with dopamine detox.. and screen guilt
👇 Follow us if your screen time is embarrassing

09/02/2025

If you stare at screens ALL DAY, do this: 👇

Block blue light. Feel better. Do absolutely nothing with that extra clarity.We’re not here to change your habits — just...
04/16/2025

Block blue light. Feel better. Do absolutely nothing with that extra clarity.
We’re not here to change your habits — just make your eye strain less tragic.
Blokd helps you doomscroll with dignity and maybe even get one thing done.
(Probably not. But your vision will be crisp while you avoid it.)

Follow so your eyeballs don’t file a formal complaint.

You’ve stared at screens for 9 straight hours and your brain’s running on Red Bull and regrets.We can’t fix your inbox. ...
04/15/2025

You’ve stared at screens for 9 straight hours and your brain’s running on Red Bull and regrets.
We can’t fix your inbox. Or your boss.
But we can help you look slightly less fried on Zoom and pretend you’re locked in while actually spiraling.
That’s what these do. They’re Blokd.
Funny name. Serious eye relief.
Might even help you remember what focus feels like.

Your screen time is a war crime.We’re not saying glasses will save your soul……but they will make your doomscrolling hurt...
04/10/2025

Your screen time is a war crime.
We’re not saying glasses will save your soul…
…but they will make your doomscrolling hurt 37% less.*

We’re building something weird, funny, and (hopefully) kinda useful.
Follow along if you want to be part of a brand that actually gets it.

— Because your eyeballs deserve better.

04/03/2025

We created Blokd Glasses because apparently staring into LED rectangles for 12 hours a day isn’t good for you. Who knew?

Our eyes were dry. Our sleep was trash.
And hustle culture told us to meditate harder about it.

So instead of joining another productivity cult, we made glasses.
Not to become superhuman. Just to stop feeling like a raccoon on Red Bull at midnight.

They block blue light. They look decent.
And no, they won’t make you a millionaire by 25. Sorry.

Blokd: For people who are tired of screen headaches—and even more tired of grindset gurus.

04/03/2025

We are just getting started

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Parkersburg, WV

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