06/20/2026
"Fake Goose" Toddler Tee
If you've ever owned a goose, you know they're absolutely convinced they're in charge.
The "Fake Goose" Toddler Tee, part of our Fake Animals™ collection, celebrates one of the farm's loudest, sassiest, and most opinionated residents.
Featuring the trademarked Fake Farmers™ logo on the front and a charming goose illustration on the back with "Fake Goose" and a cute "x honk x" beneath it, this shirt is perfect for little ones who march to the beat of their own drum.
Or, more accurately, the sound of their own honking.
Like all Fake Farmers™ designs, the joke is in the name. The "fake" animals aren't really fake, of course. They're a tongue-in-cheek nod to modern farm life, where many of us are learning as we go, collecting animals we probably didn't plan on owning, and doing our best to keep everything fed, watered, and mostly pointed in the right direction.
And honestly, if any animal deserves to be called a Fake Goose™, it's a goose. They're basically tiny feathered security guards who think they're livestock, watchdogs, lawn ornaments, and management all at the same time.
Whether they're chasing chickens, supervising chores, guarding the driveway, or loudly expressing their opinions about absolutely everything, geese have a special talent for acting like they're running the entire operation.
Which, according to them, they are.
This tee is made for toddlers with big personalities, big farm dreams, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
Because sometimes the tiniest farmhands—and the loudest birds—make the biggest impression.
Details
100% cotton for softness and all-day comfort (fiber content may vary by color)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
Classic fit designed for active toddlers
Ribbed collar for added comfort and durability
Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Printed using OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
Produced by Gildan, a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Perfect for goose lovers, farm kids, future homesteaders, aspiring Fake Farmers™, and toddlers who aren't afraid to make themselves heard.
x honk x
https://www.fakefarmers.com/products/fake-goose-toddler-tee
