Witty & High

08/12/2026

"I'm fine."
*is wearing the same hoodie for the third day, watching YouTube at 3am*

We see you. And we're not judging. We're taking your order.

New drops available - link in bio 🔗

08/11/2026

Before the edible hits: "I'll just have a snack."
After the edible hits: *entire pantry is gone*

We don't make the rules. We just make the tees you wear while breaking them.

Tag someone who gets it 👇

08/11/2026

🤣🤣🤣💨🌱

08/10/2026

How is everybody doing?

Us: *stares into camera like we've seen things*

Same. Anyway, we've got new tees. They won't fix your life, but they'll make it look better. 😂

Link in bio for the distraction you deserve

08/09/2026

Black. Because everything else is just... not black. 🖤

Our W&H Black Collection. Clean. Classic. For when you want to look like you have your life together (even if you don't).

Shop the collection - link in bio

08/08/2026

Relationship goals? Matching fits. Matching vibes. Matching munchies. 🖤

His & Her High tees - because the best relationships are built on good energy (and good w**d).

Tag your better half 💨

08/07/2026

When you're down to your last nug and the plug isn't picking up...

Black lettering. White lettering. Either way, we feel your pain.

Shop both - link in bio 🔗

08/06/2026