04/05/2026
Look, we all know the drill. You’re minding your own business, parked in a perfectly normal spot, and you come back to find a tiny rubber stowaway staring at you with those soulless, beady eyes.
Is it a "community gesture"? Or is it a plastic invasion?
If you’re over the squeaky toy surveillance state, this shirt is your new uniform. It says exactly what we’re all thinking: "I hope your ducks melt on the dash in the summer this year."
Iconic Bella+Canvas Supersoft T-Shirt with distressed rubber duck design and 'DUCK DUCK NOPE' text. Soft, lightweight fabric and classic fit. Unisex sizing available.