Yeet That Teet

07/07/2026

YTT is popping up at the Pima County Public Library Book Swap + Night Market at Di Luna Candles + Goods on Friday, July 11 from 5–8:30 PM. 📚✨

We’ll be bringing mostly Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone tanks — ideal for hot weather, quiet reading, and politely declining human interaction.

Also debuting: YTT bookmarks. Simple. Glossy. No tassels. Nothing to get in the way. Nothing to activate hunter mode in your cats.

Come swap a book, sniff a candle, buy a tank, and leave with a bookmark that won’t become a feline crime scene.

📍2700 N Campbell Ave, Suite 200

06/05/2026

B***s. No b***s. One b**b. New b***s. Original equipment. We don’t really care.

Yeet That Teet was built around one simple idea: your body, your call.

Most of our apparel is intentionally for every body. We might mention when a cut runs a little more fitted, cropped, or feminine, but we’re not interested in telling you what’s a “men’s shirt” or a “women’s shirt.” We’re interested in helping you find something that feels good on your body.

The rack for the rackless.
Tanks for tops.
Crops for bottoms.
Shirts for shes, hes, and theys

See you at the Q***r Bazaar, Tucson friends!

04/13/2026

Even when you get back out into the Real World™, let ‘em know you’re forever and always part of the Sh*tty T*tty Committee.

04/01/2026

Whether you’re cheering from the sidelines or hiking Yellowstone, these Nike Dri-FIT visors have you covered (but, like, just the face, on account of it being, you know, open on top). 😀

02/11/2026

Friendly reminder that you don’t need a rack to be somebody’s snack. 🫦

***snoproblem

02/07/2026

Spotted at Mardi Gras: Yeet That Teet Coolies. Always a favorite bit of lagniappe in “Congratusorry” care packages.

12/29/2025

12/25/2025

Deck the halls, ladies. And then check them mammaries.

12/22/2025