02/09/2026
🚨 She yelled "I'M NOT RESISTING!" while actively fighting the police—and learned the hard way that yelling it doesn't make it true. 🛒
When Walmart security caught a shoplifter scanning just four cheap items while slipping ten others into her cart, she tried every trick in the book. From playing dumb about her Miranda rights to giving officers a fake name, she refused to stand up and forced a full-on takedown right inside the store.
💥 But her worst move? Claiming she "just forgot to scan" a $45 dog bed while arguing her way straight into a weekend behind bars.