Starside Armory

Starside Armory Starside Armory creates equipment for space crew. Sometimes the surplus makes its way to Earth. See www.starsidearmory.com for more information. Thanks!

Utility blades salvaged from Tau Ceti IV. The long, tapered blade indicates an emphasis on thrusting attacks. All units...
03/17/2026

Utility blades salvaged from Tau Ceti IV. The long, tapered blade indicates an emphasis on thrusting attacks. All units recovered are in fair condition - functional but marred with damage and cyborg coolant stains.

SURVIVE. Self-revive in travel size! Allows recovery from downed state. Affects revive speed by -150.
02/23/2026

SURVIVE. Self-revive in travel size! Allows recovery from downed state. Affects revive speed by -150.

BCI Overclock ChemicalMate chip - from dodging bullets to last minute homework, pushing your chrome a little harder is e...
01/14/2026

BCI Overclock ChemicalMate chip - from dodging bullets to last minute homework, pushing your chrome a little harder is easier than ever. Contains synapse stimulating nanomachines in a grape-flavored neural glaze, and a small hit of coolant.

FOR CYBERNETIC BRAIN COMPUTER INTERFACE ONLY! The grape flavor only works with synthetic taste receptors, and it's still pretty awful.

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware...
01/12/2026

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware of your wetware. USE ONLY AS PRESCRIBED BY YOUR CYBERNETIC SPECIALIST! A mind is a terrible thing to brick 😵

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware...
01/12/2026

BCI Flash ChemicalMate chip - clean the cobwebs out the ol mind melder, a regularly recommended refresh for the firmware of your wetware. USE ONLY AS PRESCRIBED BY YOUR CYBERNETIC SPECIALIST! A mind is a terrible thing to brick 😵

RadTags have been updated to version 1.2 and are back in stock! Spacefaring crew equip these dosimeter keychains to moni...
01/02/2026

RadTags have been updated to version 1.2 and are back in stock! Spacefaring crew equip these dosimeter keychains to monitor exposure to harmful cosmic radiation. Expended units are available to those who romanticize working in space.

Version 1.2 updates the materials to be less hazardous during manufacturing (which is why they were discontinued for a while). It also indicates the total absorption reading (100mSv) and adds a Qr link to the manual. Last, due to updated regulations, all NEW units are now marked with the owner's name and issue date when they are purchased - this means that EXPIRED units ship with pre-filled data, closing the loophole that led to prescription fraud.

BLX2 Beysar custom Beyblade X launcher in the Crater skin. Adapted from good ol fusion coil winding tools, you can now a...
12/14/2025

BLX2 Beysar custom Beyblade X launcher in the Crater skin. Adapted from good ol fusion coil winding tools, you can now apply industrial torque to your aggressive tops. Starside Armory makes no claims as to tournament legality.

BXL2 Beysar Winder Launcher. Supercharge your Beyblade X with the power of a neutron star.Built on the FCW-X2 fusion coi...
12/05/2025

BXL2 Beysar Winder Launcher. Supercharge your Beyblade X with the power of a neutron star.

Built on the FCW-X2 fusion coil winding tool, the Beysar mod replaces the factory tool head with an official Takara Tomy launcher, coupling industrial maintenance torque to aggressive fighting tops.

Specialized skins are available, as well as a configurator that lets you build your own with 9 attributes to customize. The skin shown here is WHIPLASH, for my man of Megatronix 🤘😈🤘

Triple keychain version of the ChemicalMate Energizer. Compatible with all chip varieties; pair with transparent chips ...
11/11/2025

Triple keychain version of the ChemicalMate Energizer. Compatible with all chip varieties; pair with transparent chips for best results. More chip designs that better utilize the full color range are in development.

Warming up cyborg snacks before consumption improves digestion rate and compound distribution. Chromatic radiation has also been linked to improvements in user and bystander satisfaction by up to 172% before unintended side effects become irreversible*



*side effects may include huephoria, single/double cross-eyedness, retinal ghosting, blindspots, hue decalibration, and eyesplosion

New LED wearable! The Energizer setting accepts any transparent ChemicalMate chip, backlighting it with one of seven dif...
11/07/2025

New LED wearable! The Energizer setting accepts any transparent ChemicalMate chip, backlighting it with one of seven different colors or two shifting patterns. A huge variety of color combinations can be made, and I'll keep developing new transparent chips to really unlock the full potential.

This single setting can be configured for four different wearing methods - necklace, edge clip, keychain, or surface mount.

It's so versatile that I'm pretty sure that all the variations possible between chip model, chip orientation, led color, and wearing methods exceeds the limits of modern science!!!


The SK7-XD DRGN-SKRA is up in the shop! This collab with is our third and fanciest Shiny Knife model yet! Combining som...
10/15/2025

The SK7-XD DRGN-SKRA is up in the shop! This collab with is our third and fanciest Shiny Knife model yet! Combining some new tech in my shop and Xene's signature mechadragon style, these limited and serialized pieces are EXTRA SHINY! Thanks for supporting two small artists ☺️

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