23/08/2026
WANTED: SOMEONE WHO ISN'T SCARED OF GEESE
Also dogs. Also cows. Genuine requirement.
I need help. Two days a week, 9–2pm, pressing shirts and packing orders so I can stop doing every single thing myself and get back to the part of this job that actually makes money.
What you'd do:
Press DTF transfers. Pack and label orders. Run the shipping software. I'll train you on all of it none of it's hard, but all of it has to be done properly.
What I actually need:
You turn up when you said you would. That's the main one.
A good eye. A print that's 2cm off-center isn't a small mistake, it's a $80 shirt in the bin. If "close enough" is your setting, this isn't your job.
Enough computer skills to not panic. You'll be using our shipping software if you can handle online banking and a spreadsheet, you'll be fine. Training provided.
You can be on your feet for five hours
You're fine with swearing, because you'll be pressing a lot of it onto shirts
You're normal about bodies, we go up to a size 40 and I've got no patience for weirdness there!
You don't mind ending up in a Reel occasionally. I film what I'm doing and you'll be in shot.
The animals. Dogs, geese, cows. They live here. They're not going anywhere.
The details:
2 days a week, 9am–2pm
Year round, including school holidays. If holidays are tricky for you, tell me, I'd rather work it out than lose you.
Cranbourne South you'll need your own car
StartingASAP
No résumé needed. Message me with your name, whether you can do the hours, and how you feel about geese.
— Kel