FTP & Chill

FTP & Chill
Family-run cycling humour apparel that speaks your cycling-nerd language. Ride hard, laugh harder—and remember: after FTP, it’s time to chill.

Our premium tees serve up watts-per-kilo pride with a side of cheeky chuckles. www.ftpandchill.com

09/08/2026

Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion.

Sometimes the best cycling kit is the stuff you wear when you’re doing absolutely no cycling.

Feet up. Phone out. Recovery mode activated.

STRAIGHT OUTTA LYCRA.

For cyclists who are still cyclists when the bibs come off.

07/08/2026

Every Australian cyclist has a magpie story…

What’s yours? 👇

(Bonus points if you’ve got the scars.)

Swoop Happens.

👕 ftpandchill.com

05/08/2026

Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion.

Backyard BBQ. Cold drinks. Good company.

Don't be that bloke who looks like he took a wrong turn on the Sunday bunch ride and decided to stay for lunch.

There’s a time for bibs, aero gains and chasing watts.
And there’s a time to show you’re a cyclist without dressing like the breakaway could form at any moment.

For the occasions that call for less Lycra and more chill, get your cycling fix at FTP & Chill Apparel.

02/08/2026

The only thing more Australian than a flat white...
..is getting absolutely cleaned up by a magpie.

SWOOP HAPPENS.

For the victims out there.

31/07/2026

Well... that escalated quickly.

Every cyclist has planned a recovery ride.

Every cyclist has watched it turn into threshold.

Possibly the most honest cycling shirt we've made.

Find the cycling tee that sums you up.

Because lycra isn't for every occasion.

Who's the one in your bunch that always turns Zone 2 into a race? 👇

29/07/2026

Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion.

Five mates. One road trip. A car packed to the roof.

Don't be that guy dressed like he’s planning to contest the sprint to the next post.

There’s a time for bibs, watts and marginal gains.
And there’s a time to look like a cyclist without looking ready to attack off the front.

For the occasions that call for less Lycra and more chill, get your cycling fix at FTP & Chill Apparel.

24/07/2026

Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion.

We love cycling as much as anyone.

But sometimes… it’s okay to wear something else.

Our Straight Outta Lycra tee is made for those moments.

Because the ride eventually ends.

Shop FTP & Chill.

22/07/2026

Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion.

School pickup. Most dads arrive in work clothes. Some arrive in activewear.

We know you love cycling, but don't be that dad who looks like he’s collected the kids halfway through a 120-kilometre ride.

There’s a time for aero jerseys, bibs and chasing watts.
And there’s a time to dress like a cyclist without making the entire school community part of the experience.

For the occasions that call for less Lycra and more chill, get your cycling fix at FTP & Chill Apparel.

20/07/2026

Shop funny cycling t-shirts for road cyclists, coffee rides and watt nerds. Perfect cycling gifts with premium quality & globally recognisable humour from FTP & Chill.

15/07/2026

You smashed the ride. ✅
Now maybe don’t go straight to the movies.

Because lycra isn’t for every occasion.

FTP & Chill — cycling apparel for everything after the ride.

👇 What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever seen someone still wearing full kit?

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Melbourne, VIC
3000

Website

http://www.ftpandchill.com/

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