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05/10/2022

COMIN’ at Cha’ MIDDLEMOUNT

15/09/2022

This cannot be any further from the truth, remembering to hold your own and what makes you, YOU is truly amazing. You worked hard to get to where you are, remember what you have is a skill not an ego 🤘.
Those who do this are simply below you and do not matter and you should never give in to their weakness.

Stay strong Joe's and have a great evening.

22/08/2022

G'day Joe's, how good is it with this weather starting to warm up, it's a great time to hit the beach or go fishing. 🚣🏄🐟🏕

Please don't forget to slip, slop, slap!!!! While hitting the outdoors.
Our fishing shirts are uv rated and are nice and light weight 🤘🤘.

We're now offering a 20% off your second product, so get in quick as stocks won't last.
All orders over 100$ gets free shipping also 👍👍

Thanks Clarky for the great beach shot.
Don't forget to send in your great shots also or tag us in your expeditions.

27/05/2022

01/05/2022

Because same 🥴

04/03/2022

RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things lead by example not explanation.

02/12/2021

T H I S G U Y 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The motto. 🤝