19/05/2026
After a long recruitment process, we’re proud to introduce Anthony as the newest member of the Stanmore 4WD.
Anthony will now be taking 47% of all workshop profits while contributing a strong background in making everything more expensive and significantly more complicated than it needs to be.
His key responsibilities will include:
* Increasing the cost of everything in the workshop
* Introducing new policies nobody asked for
* Standing near broken Landcruisers pretending to help
* Making sure nobody working on the tools gets the job done too quickly or under budget
* Increasing paperwork by approximately 300%
Despite never previously operating a spanner, Anthony assured us his promises for the workshop would definitely be delivered sometime in the future and his word is his bond.
We look forward to seeing how the workshop survives this exciting new era.