Damsel in this dress

Damsel in this dress Hey bestie, I'm the slightly unhinged Queen M behind this circus, satire is my game. I make miniatures, dresses, oddities & jewellery.

Seller of crystals, located in Australia. Care Packages To: DITD - PO Box 967, Park Ridge, 4125, QLD Are your crystals ethically sourced? Yes they are! 💕

We personally prefer to talk about conscious sourcing, since unfortunately the term ‘ethically sourced’ doesn’t have any standardised industry definition. Yes, our stones are ethically and sustainably sourced. This is a very important, but somew

hat complicated topic. We choose our suppliers carefully, prioritising not only quality, but also ethics and sustainability. Currently, our stones are sourced from several international and local suppliers who ensure ethical and sustainable mining and processing. We believe it is important to be as transparent as possible, and so whilst we have no reason to doubt or distrust any of our suppliers, it is important to note since we are not physically present every step of the way, we cannot absolutely guarantee the very highest ethics and sustainability standards at all times. You Don't Mention Any Metaphysical Properties For Your Crystals? No, we don’t include any metaphysical or spiritual information with/for our crystals. We ourselves aren’t crystal healers, nor do we use our own personal crystals for any type of spiritual purposes. Since we aren’t involved in the metaphysical and/or spiritual communities, we feel it would be disingenuous for us to use a crystal’s said metaphysical properties as a selling point. Refund policy

Returns & Exchanges

Stones are natural minerals each beautiful and unique in pattern and crystalline composure; therefore no two DITD Crystals will ever be the same. Please be aware as natural objects they’re appearance can vary from the images shown and they may contain tiny fissures and pits. Please expect to find inclusions and beautiful markings within the crystal itself. Our designs and crystal cuts are made to show the beauty of a crystalline structure rather than looking like glass. Please be aware that our products are hand cut so they will never be completely ‘perfect’. RETURNS INFORMATION

Returns and exchanges are not accepted based on crystal characteristics or on change of mind. EXCHANGES

Our exchange policy lasts 7 days and only applies to products which are not crystals. To be eligible for an exchange, your item must be returned unused and in the same condition that you received it in. It must also be in original packaging. DITD will not be held liable for items that are sent back broken or damaged. All exchanges will be issued in the form of a credit note which can be redeemed at our online store. DITD do not reimburse return shipping charges on exchanges based on change of mind. REFUNDS & CREDIT NOTES

If you are returning your item for inspection for a refund or credit note, you product must be sent back to DITD Crystals within 7 days of being received. For items that qualify for a refund, once an item is returned (so long as it is received in new and original condition), you will receive a refund within 7-10 days. Refunds will be returned through the type of payment method in which you made the purchase originally. We have a number of payment portals including Afterpay, Credit Card and PayPal. Once we have released the funds each payment portal may take a number of days to process. Please contact your payment portal to find out the exact duration. We will notify you once the refund has been processed from our end. RETURNS SHIPPING

DITD bear no responsibility for the loss of an item being returned so we recommend that you return it using registered mail. DITD may or may not reimburse return shipping charges on refunds or exchanges. This is determined on a case by case basis. Please ensure you pack your crystals carefully with FRAGILE stickers and purchase insurance at the post office if you want to be covered for any damage that might occur in the post. Please send an email to [email protected] to notify us before you return your item. Post your item along with the original invoice to:

DAMSEL IN THIS DRESS
PO Box 83,
Tamborine
QLD 4270

Returns and Exchange
I have read and agree with Damsel in this Dress's Returns and Exchange Policy. Currency
All prices listed on ditd.com.au are listed in Australian Dollars (AUD) and all orders will be processed in AUD at checkout. I understand that ditd.com.au uses a currency converter which will display an estimated conversion of the AUD price to my chosen currency. I acknowledge that DITD provides no guarantees or assurances as to the accuracy of this conversion.

16/07/2026

NEW SHIPMENT 🛑We do NOT own the rights to any music heard
🛑💎STOP SCROLLING! LIVE CRYSTALS💎🛑

❤️ NEW CUSTOMERS FIRST PURCHASE IS LIMITED TO $50 UNTIL YOU ARE AN ESTABLISHED BUYER OR PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN BEFORE THE LIVE TO EXCEED THE $50 LIMIT❤️

🛍️BEFORE CLAIMING please read below, if you’re new to our shows please send through your postal address and email address BEFORE claiming! Payments are due tonight after the live so please don’t claim if you can not pay today.

🔊 PLEASE TALLY YOUR CLAIMS AS YOU GO, you are responsible for keeping a track of your basket during the live so please screenshot or write down what you’re claiming as you go. We are unable to stop the show to add up your items, any comments asking to tally the items up during the show are unable to be answered, please don’t be offended if we don’t get back to your comment during the show about this. This kills the flow of the show for the hosts and fellow customers. We appreciate your understanding as it is quite complex behind the scenes running a live show.

📦 postage is calculated when you close your basket. You can leave your basket open for a few lives (Tuesdays, Thursdays & Sundays are our live shows) OUR ONLY POSTAGE DAY IS MONDAY! Please note, if you are an international buyer postage can get expensive so please ask any questions before claiming if you are not sure.

🚨Baskets MUST be paid for STRAIGHT AFTER the live stream in order to receive your discount and not be banned. WE DO NOT HOLD OR LAYBY. PAY BEFORE 10am TO RECEIVE 20% OFF, BASKETS NOT PAID FOR IN TIME WILL GO BACK UP TO THE ORIGINAL PRICE AND FORFEIT THEIR DISCOUNT.
🚨please note this live is NOT open to anyone that has abandoned a basket or not paid straight after our lives🚨

🧾 Invoices are sent after the live has finished, please allow some time for it to come through as we have a lot of invoices to get through.

🔊To claim please type claim in the comments section, the first person to appear on the hosts screen will be the person to get the item. If you are the first person to ask about a particular item you will be the first in line to claim that specific item, if you pass on the item it will go to the next in line comment. Please note we do our absolute best to make it fair for everyone so please be understanding if you don’t get an item you wanted, we have plenty of crystals so you won’t miss out! These are sale items, sold as is, all sales are final, no refunds or exchanges available.

⛔️ We don’t allow put backs because it slows down the flow of the show and can be confusing to everyone of what has and hasn’t been claimed. If you claim it it’s yours, please make sure you are committed to that piece. We do make exceptions here and there but please don’t make it a habit. Please be mindful that when you are claiming items you are stopping others from purchasing those items, abandoning your cart or having us take items out makes it unfair to those that may have wanted your items but missed out.

🚨 Please keep a record of what you claim during the show as we won’t be able to tally up what you have in your basket, this slows down the show for others shoppers.

🚫Failure to pay your invoice or communicate with us will result in a block from your ability to participate in future lives, auctions or bidding wars.

⭐️You can support this page by sending STARS 🌟, a digital gift that helps us earn money. Your support means so much to us! Stars are never expected, but very appreciated, thank YOU so much ❤️

We are a small family business of two so just know that when you shop with us we truly appreciate you whole heartedly.

Thank you kindly

There's something about preserving nature's artistry that never gets old... 🖤These brand-new framed oddities have just b...
16/07/2026

There's something about preserving nature's artistry that never gets old... 🖤

These brand-new framed oddities have just been finished, each one carefully assembled by hand using real preserved insects, crystals, and vintage-inspired elements to create tiny pieces of curiosity and wonder. No two are ever the same, making each one completely unique.

If you're drawn to the unusual, the gothic, or the beautifully unexpected, you might just find your favourite in today's collection.

✨ They'll all be making their debut in today's live show at 4:00 pm. I can't wait to show you every little detail! 🦋🪲🕰️

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨ClintBob has discovered his natural habitat...A fresh shipment of cast iron garage signs ...
15/07/2026

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨

ClintBob has discovered his natural habitat...

A fresh shipment of cast iron garage signs has just landed, and I've never seen a man so emotionally invested in pieces of metal.

He's already claimed the one that says:

"ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED."

Which, to be fair, is less of a sign and more of his autobiography.

Need something for the shed? Garage? Man cave? Workshop? We've got Harley, Ford, Honda, Ducati, Volkswagen, Falcon, Triumph, John Deere, Datsun and plenty more... plus a few delightfully unhinged signs for those who embrace a little chaos.

Please send thoughts and prayers. ClintBob is currently wandering around the house trying to decide which wall deserves "nothing happened" the most. I'm just waiting for him to hang it on the front door so visitors know exactly what level of excitement to expect. 😂

🚨DM or comment to order. Postage calculated separately🚨

So happy with how my dress, necklace and makeup turned out for our 22nd anniversary. 😍I don't get many excuses to dress ...
14/07/2026

So happy with how my dress, necklace and makeup turned out for our 22nd anniversary. 😍

I don't get many excuses to dress up and go somewhere fancy. Most weekends I'm voluntarily dragging a ridiculous gown through the bush for "the aesthetic," only to return home with twigs in my hair, dirt under my nails, and enough leaf litter in my skirt to start my own compost heap. 😂🌿

Full length pic dropped down there 👇

🚨 NEW SHIPMENT HAS LANDED! 🚨We've been busy unpacking, and this shipment is packed with gorgeous little treasures! 😍Just...
13/07/2026

🚨 NEW SHIPMENT HAS LANDED! 🚨

We've been busy unpacking, and this shipment is packed with gorgeous little treasures! 😍

Just a few of the goodies you'll find in the album include: ✨ A grade Brazilian amethyst polished 🦋 Butterfly hair clips 💀 Crystal bird skulls 💜 cabs and facets to make your own jewellery 🌈 🌑 Rainbow obsidian spheres ...and plenty more waiting to be discovered!

If you missed our live show last night, don't worry—we've got your back! 💖 We've put together an album full of treasures ready for you to browse and claim at your own pace. Our next live is on Thirsday 5 pm.

To claim an item, simply comment "claim" under the photo you'd like. First in, first served.

📦 Postage is calculated separately once your order has been packed and weighed.

Happy treasure hunting! We can't wait to see what finds a new home. 🖤✨

13/07/2026

🛑 NEW SHIPMENT 🛑We do NOT own the rights to any music heard
🛑💎STOP SCROLLING! LIVE CRYSTALS💎🛑

❤️ NEW CUSTOMERS FIRST PURCHASE IS LIMITED TO $50 UNTIL YOU ARE AN ESTABLISHED BUYER OR PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN BEFORE THE LIVE TO EXCEED THE $50 LIMIT❤️

🛍️BEFORE CLAIMING please read below, if you’re new to our shows please send through your postal address and email address BEFORE claiming! Payments are due tonight after the live so please don’t claim if you can not pay today.

🔊 PLEASE TALLY YOUR CLAIMS AS YOU GO, you are responsible for keeping a track of your basket during the live so please screenshot or write down what you’re claiming as you go. We are unable to stop the show to add up your items, any comments asking to tally the items up during the show are unable to be answered, please don’t be offended if we don’t get back to your comment during the show about this. This kills the flow of the show for the hosts and fellow customers. We appreciate your understanding as it is quite complex behind the scenes running a live show.

📦 postage is calculated when you close your basket. You can leave your basket open for a few lives (Tuesdays, Thursdays & Sundays are our live shows) OUR ONLY POSTAGE DAY IS MONDAY! Please note, if you are an international buyer postage can get expensive so please ask any questions before claiming if you are not sure.

🚨Baskets MUST be paid for STRAIGHT AFTER the live stream in order to receive your discount and not be banned. WE DO NOT HOLD OR LAYBY. PAY BEFORE 10am TO RECEIVE 20% OFF, BASKETS NOT PAID FOR IN TIME WILL GO BACK UP TO THE ORIGINAL PRICE AND FORFEIT THEIR DISCOUNT.
🚨please note this live is NOT open to anyone that has abandoned a basket or not paid straight after our lives🚨

🧾 Invoices are sent after the live has finished, please allow some time for it to come through as we have a lot of invoices to get through.

🔊To claim please type claim in the comments section, the first person to appear on the hosts screen will be the person to get the item. If you are the first person to ask about a particular item you will be the first in line to claim that specific item, if you pass on the item it will go to the next in line comment. Please note we do our absolute best to make it fair for everyone so please be understanding if you don’t get an item you wanted, we have plenty of crystals so you won’t miss out! These are sale items, sold as is, all sales are final, no refunds or exchanges available.

⛔️ We don’t allow put backs because it slows down the flow of the show and can be confusing to everyone of what has and hasn’t been claimed. If you claim it it’s yours, please make sure you are committed to that piece. We do make exceptions here and there but please don’t make it a habit. Please be mindful that when you are claiming items you are stopping others from purchasing those items, abandoning your cart or having us take items out makes it unfair to those that may have wanted your items but missed out.

🚨 Please keep a record of what you claim during the show as we won’t be able to tally up what you have in your basket, this slows down the show for others shoppers.

🚫Failure to pay your invoice or communicate with us will result in a block from your ability to participate in future lives, auctions or bidding wars.

⭐️You can support this page by sending STARS 🌟, a digital gift that helps us earn money. Your support means so much to us! Stars are never expected, but very appreciated, thank YOU so much ❤️

We are a small family business of two so just know that when you shop with us we truly appreciate you whole heartedly.

Thank you kindly

Our first proper day out on the new bike... and I think it's safe to say we're completely smitten. 🖤🏍️There's just somet...
12/07/2026

Our first proper day out on the new bike... and I think it's safe to say we're completely smitten. 🖤🏍️

There's just something about getting out on the open road together, leaving everything else behind for a little while. The ride was smooth, the weather was perfect, and we may already be planning the next adventure. I'd say our anniversary present has definitely been a success!

In other news... our next LIVE SHOW will be on Monday at 5:00 pm! We've been unpacking the new shipment and there are so many beautiful treasures waiting to make their debut. You won't want to miss this one! ✨

Happy 22 years to us... and apparently the traditional anniversary gift is a Harley. 🤷🏼‍♀️🏍️😂After 22 amazing years toge...
11/07/2026

Happy 22 years to us... and apparently the traditional anniversary gift is a Harley. 🤷🏼‍♀️🏍️😂

After 22 amazing years together, I thought Clintbob deserved something a little special... so we may have come home with a new bike. 😍

Seeing the smile on his face made every second worth it. We took it straight out for its first ride, and I think it's safe to say he's completely in love.

Here's to 22 years of adventures, a few questionable financial decisions, and making memories that we'll be laughing about for years to come. ❤️

Congratulations on your new ride, Clintbob... now let's see where this one takes us. 🖤🏍️

🚨 IT'S HERE!! 🚨The wait is over... our new shipment has officially landed! 🎉📦 if you're on our subscribers group make su...
10/07/2026

🚨 IT'S HERE!! 🚨

The wait is over... our new shipment has officially landed! 🎉📦 if you're on our subscribers group make sure you check out the post with all the sneak peeks!

ClintBob has been put straight to work unpacking boxes (he's taking his job very seriously 😆), and we can already tell there are going to be some incredible treasures hiding inside.

We'll be spending the next little while unpacking, sorting, and trying not to keep everything for ourselves. 😅

Now the next question is, when should we do the live show? We can't do this Sunday, so when are you available?.

Trust us... you're going to want to see what's arrived! 👀✨

Sorry we've been a little quiet today... but for a very good reason. ❤️Today marks 22 years together! 🥂 Although, if I'm...
09/07/2026

Sorry we've been a little quiet today... but for a very good reason. ❤️

Today marks 22 years together! 🥂 Although, if I'm being honest, we've been celebrating all week because 22 years is definitely worth making a fuss over. 😍

Clintbob treated me to dinner at Rogue Bistro, and wow... it absolutely lived up to the hype. Every dish was incredible, the drinks were amazing, and the whole experience was something special.

If you've never been, do yourself a favour and add it to your list. We couldn't have picked a better place to celebrate 22 years together. ❤️.

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Munruben, QLD

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Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 1pm
Wednesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 1pm

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