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24/08/2026

Ye olde side quest caught on film w friends Petersham Bowling Club

20/08/2026

Here ye here ye ~ you’re cordially invited to run it back after a side quest of old ~ your gracious hosts Petersham Bowling Club (first of their name) threw it down on a magnitude of biblical consequences!

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19/07/2026

On-site for Over The Fence at Botany View Hotel asking the tough question on everybody’s mind! 🫡

Definitely *didn’t* ask em who throws the best party at King Street Crawl 🤝 (gotcha) journalism at its finest.

Plenty more to come, follow Side Quest Season to keep up to date with all current affairs.

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17/07/2026

That’s it… Over The Fence was too good… run it back immediately!

Rumour has it King Street Crawl could hear us from Clems & C.O.F.F.I.N paused their set at Vic to listen to Will Baker throwing down to Britney bitch.

Said it once, we’ll say it again ~ follow along for more, we’re just gettin started. Side Quest Season is every season 🫡

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15/07/2026

Over The Fence Side Quest Complete ✔️

Why crawl when you can post up with a legendary lineup and the crowd to match at Botany View Hotel 🖤

The homie Will Baker HQ had a vision to gather a lineup of all your favourite bands you’d love to jam with in your backyard and he did it. So pop your head over the fence next time ~ parties just gettin started.

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14/07/2026

Gonna keep my day job after the quality of this reporting at Over The Fence at Botany View Hotel on the weekend.

In true Side Quest Season style we sat down for a yarn with the legends on the lineup inbetween their sets during King Street Crawl 🫡

Keeping the talent on their toes before their sets and providing your in-fence entertainment ~ that’s what we do. The captain Will Baker is already setting a course for your next destination. Do not miss out.

12/06/2026

Congratulations to the graduating Class of Dirt Fest V ~ You’re all officially cut off 🫡

In other news… All of our professors are under official misconduct reviews for:
1. Failing to provide evidence of structured curriculum in their classes,
2. Failure to formally grade students; &
3. Having silly made up names.

For this reason they have all received tenure and Deans Medals for their continued service to Side Questing🫡

May it never be truly defined ~ Side Quests are what you make em. Put that on a t-shirt… wait 👀

28/05/2026

The SQS X .aus V Tee is now available online in very limited sizes. Grab some limited edition dirt before they go 🤖

25/05/2026

Side Quest University open day at Dirt Fest 5… AKA a raging success. All of our students read between the lines & all ended up cut off ~ which embodies the true spirit of side questing 🫪

Big thank you to .aus for throwing down another unreal final boss fight at ~ sites already set on the next 🌳🎯

Cheers to the legends who copped some merch on the night, if you missed us on the day, head to the link in our bio for our store & pop us a message for a discount code 👀

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19/05/2026

SIDE QUEST UNIVERSITY: Class is Now in Seshion ‼️

Consider yourself a student of the Side Quest craft? Well look no further as has the education for you.

This Sat 23rd May ~ Dirt Fest 5 .aus ~ Lord Gladstone ~ Experience the student life & receive quality entertainment from some of our most celebrated professors. Including;

✔️ Clownin Around w/ Drunko the Clown ~ feed him beers & watch him go, with Drunko as your coach you’re sure to be the life of the party.

✔️ Make Somethin w/ Professor Bo**er ~ your practical experience to doof stick making.

✔️ Task Roulette w/ Professor T. Foolery ~ spontaneity. An essential environment all students must prepare for on their side quest journey. Where will your task send you?

✔️ Makin Movies, Makin Songs w/ Dr. Nanigans ~ let your inner Cannes film fest director out and create something unimaginable for your shot at a special prize for the top students.

All of this & much, much more but we can’t give away all our secrets before the big day. Come say hi, collect your scorecard, & start your semester. Graduating class of SQU 2026 leave with their name on the honor roll & certificate 🏅

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