Not The Farmers Wife

Not The Farmers Wife Welcome the the made to order store, Not The Farmers Wife.

We sell clothing, aprons, hooded blankets and car-seat covers with a funny homestead and farm-related theme.

Mum�s Day prep checklist:� keep the kids alive� keep the animals alive� pretend you�re �relaxing�Farm mums, what do you ...
04/05/2026

Mum�s Day prep checklist:
� keep the kids alive
� keep the animals alive
� pretend you�re �relaxing�

Farm mums, what do you ACTUALLY want for Mother�s Day this year?
Wrong answers only �

Mother�s Day gift idea for the farm mum who can run a tractor, a household, and a whole damn family �This one�s for the ...
01/05/2026

Mother�s Day gift idea for the farm mum who can run a tractor, a household, and a whole damn family �

This one�s for the cowgirls, the chicken mums, the goat wranglers, and the women who do it all.

Want the link? Comment �BOOTS� and I�ll drop it �

Farm mums don’t clock off.They just switch jobs. To the farm mums, step mums, bonus mums, nanas, aunties, and the women ...
28/04/2026

Farm mums don’t clock off.
They just switch jobs.

To the farm mums, step mums, bonus mums, nanas, aunties, and the women raising good humans (and keeping animals alive) � we see you. �

Drop a � in the comments if you�re doing the mum thing this year �

Started with three. Now I have twenty. 🐔How do these chickens multiply faster than socks in the wash?Farm math is wild. ...
27/04/2026

Started with three. Now I have twenty. 🐔

How do these chickens multiply faster than socks in the wash?

Farm math is wild. Anyone else lost count?

Drop your chicken headcount below or just tell me I’m not alone! 😂

Mum says: “Don’t get me anything.”Also Mum: deserves the whole damn farm 🐓🐐🐄If you’re buying for a farm mum / homestead ...
26/04/2026

Mum says: “Don’t get me anything.”
Also Mum: deserves the whole damn farm 🐓🐐🐄

If you’re buying for a farm mum / homestead mum… what’s her “thing” right now?
Chickens, goats, cows, sourdough, garden… tell me 👇

To all our diggers, thank you, you will always have all our support.
24/04/2026

To all our diggers, thank you, you will always have all our support.

Living the dream… one bad decision at a time 😅🐐If you’ve ever said “it’ll be fine” and then ended up chasing livestock, ...
24/04/2026

Living the dream… one bad decision at a time 😅🐐

If you’ve ever said “it’ll be fine” and then ended up chasing livestock, covered in mud, or wondering why you started this project in the first place… this one’s for you.

Want it on a tee? Link in bio.

When the chickens run the farm meetings... 🐔Wonder what’s on their agenda—more snacks, less work, or a new pecking order...
21/04/2026

When the chickens run the farm meetings... 🐔

Wonder what’s on their agenda—more snacks, less work, or a new pecking order? Farm life is never boring when the girls get together!

What would you add to the chicken agenda? Drop your ideas below!

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