08/24/2026
A warning before you meet me…according to chat gpt 😂
She’s a little intense. In the best and occasionally most exhausting way.
She will probably talk too much, over-explain a story, and somehow turn a 2-minute conversation into a 45-minute story with approximately 17 side stories.
She’s going to ask you what you think… and then probably ignore your advice. 😂
She will overthink a text message, analyze a conversation from three days ago, and convince herself that a “k” has 14 different meanings.
She loves hard. She cares way too much. She remembers the little things. And if you’re her person, she will show up for you — probably with snacks, a bracelet, or some completely unnecessary but very thoughtful gift.
She was born in the 80s, raised in the 90s, and still gets way too excited about anything nostalgic. Give her a Lisa Frank notebook, a Troll doll, a pack of stickers or a good 90s song and you’ll have her attention immediately.
She will randomly decide she needs to start a new project at 10pm.
She will turn almost anything into a craft.
She will say, “I have an idea…”
This is your warning. 😂
She’s sarcastic, sensitive, stubborn, loyal, creative, emotional, independent and occasionally a little chaotic.
She has a mouth that sometimes gets her into trouble and a heart that usually gets her right back out.
She’ll make you laugh, probably overshare within the first hour, and somehow have you feeling like you’ve known her forever.
She’s not for everyone.
But if you get her, you really get her. 🩷
