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08/31/2026

Summer said: you deserve the best.

Fall said: and by “best,” we meant your regularly scheduled script. 👻💊

Growth? Questionable.
Well medicated? Absolutely.

08/29/2026

This Halloween, we’re dressing for the three stages of emotional instability:

🌙 Midnights: overthinking everything
🐍 reputation: burning it all down
🖤 T T P D: writing a 31-page dissertation about why

Happy Halloween, Taylor gang 🎃 🫶🏼

08/23/2026

This one is a little less sarcastic than usual.

Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is admit you need help and ask for it. But asking for help only works when someone is willing to listen, take you seriously, and actually help you.

So if you’re brave enough to take that first step, we hope you find the therapist, doctor, and support system that you deserve. Someone who sees you, hears you, and doesn’t let you fall through the cracks.

Because you deserve the best. 🤍

And maybe that’s the part we should all be fighting a little harder to make sure people get. 💕

08/19/2026

Don't worry,

You're not in enemy territory 🤝

08/13/2026

It started with Diet Coke.

Then things escalated.

Now there are 20+ ghost personalities, and some of them have taken a… questionable turn. 👻

Honestly, we had no intention of building an entire ghost society.

But apparently once you make one viral ghost shirt, you’re legally obligated to give the people more ghosts and progressively worse coping mechanisms.

So naturally, we did. 👻

08/08/2026

She’s pretty. She’s pink. She’s feminine.

She’s also pretty petty, pretty tired, pretty mean, and, depending on the day, pretty close to losing her 🤬 mind. 🎀

Welcome back to our Pretty is collection. Perfect for saying exactly what you mean without actually having to say it out loud.

Because why wear a shirt that simply says pretty when there could be a tiny little personality disorder hiding underneath?

The best part? We’re bringing back women’s fit T-shirts for this collection, a rare and exciting event around here (along with our unisex crewnecks and hoodies).

Pretty is officially taking over the spot formerly occupied by Hide a Feeling, because apparently hiding our feelings wasn’t sustainable.

So go ahead.
Wear the pink.
Look adorable.
Keep the attitude somewhere just below the neckline. 💗

08/02/2026

You may think, “Oh, she’s too spooky…”

To that I say: fold in the ghost. 🖤👻

Our Moira-inspired ghost is making her dramatic debut, and she’s just one hauntingly fabulous member of this year’s fall collection (and we love that journey for her).

This isn’t your basic ghost collection, bébé.

07/31/2026

PSA: If everyone in the friend group buys the cauldron, legally no one can be blamed for stirring the pot.

It’s called teamwork 🤝

Matching tops for the girls who say “I’m staying out of it” 🎃 and then ask for screenshots 🧙‍♀️

07/30/2026

Apparently some of you have feelings again. 🙄

The Hide a Feeling collection is back for a very limited time while we finish stitching all the spooky s**t you’ve been demanding. 👻 🎃

Grab it before we remember why we retired it 💅🏻

We’ve gained 18,000 followers in 2 weeks, which is unreal. We are so glad so many of you have found our little hobby sho...
06/03/2026

We’ve gained 18,000 followers in 2 weeks, which is unreal. We are so glad so many of you have found our little hobby shop that we created to make things for our friends 💕

The best way to think of this “business” is that your bestie offered to make you a shirt in between her real job and life. It’s not fast fashion. We aren’t Amazon, and we aren’t drop shippers. Everything is made to order 🧵

We have original designs, incredible prices, and quality goods. What we don’t have is a massive staff.

It’s me ordering blanks, creating designs, stitching them out on one of two machines, trimming threads, and managing social media. I’m fortunate enough to have dragged my family into answering emails, packaging orders, and creating labels, but that’s about as much as I want to grow this little shop of horrors.

It exists as a creative outlet, and we’re fortunate to have
made some new friends along the way 💕

If you’re okay with a current turnaround time of about 2–4 weeks, we’d love to be besties with you 👯

It’s incredibly important to us that everyone is on the same page about who we are and what we can offer 🤝

If you’re still interested in supporting our ongoing menty B, the password for the US site is: SlowAF

Thank you for all your support 🥰

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