09/13/2026
Well… I’ve been keeping something rather fermented under wraps. 🍒🍸
Hanging On By A Staple officially has a new problem child:
Fermented Fruit Collection
What started as an idea for a planner somehow turned into an entire fu***ng universe of 12 women, 12 personalities, cocktails, grudges, receipts, questionable coping mechanisms, and genuinely useful planning tools.
And this is your first look.
Meet BAD & BOOZY: STILL GETTING S**T DONE, the first planner from The Fermented Fruit Collection.
It’s bold. It’s boozy. It isn’t falling for your bu****it excuses. & It contains more baggage than an entire fu***ng airport.
And underneath all that? It’s a genuinely functional planner built for women with actual lives to manage, not imaginary women who wake up at 5 a.m. feeling rested to journal beside a vase of eucalyptus.
I’ve poured an absolutely unreasonable amount of work into building these women and their world, and now they finally have their own home at Fermented Fruit Collection.
Go follow along. Meet the cast. Pick your favourites. Get personally attacked by a fictional fruit woman.
And most importantly:
THE BAD & BOOZY WAITLIST IS NOW LIVE. 🍸
Head to Fermented Fruit Collection and hit the link in bio to get on the list before launch.
This bitch has officially left the drafts folder.
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