06/05/2026
Hey friends, Megan and Mariah here! We're still alive even though Left Merch isn't. Just popping back on here to share that if you donate more than $50 to this fundraiser for our cat, we are offering a service called "spiritual biting", whereby we will whisper the name of your enemy into Big Boy's ear when he is feeling particularly *bitey* and he will direct that spiritual biting energy to your enemy. So far, he has spiritually bitten an evil ex-coworker, a neo-naz! neighbour, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Gianni Infantino - the head of FIFA. Any enemy of your choosing can be added to this illustrious list for the low low price of 50CAD!! 😯👍🙏😺
If you ever bought one of our stupid items, we appreciate your support then, and it would mean so much if you could support us again, now.
https://gofund.me/34163255c
