04/03/2022
Dear Etsy, it’s been real.
You’ve helped me build a brand completely by accident. You’ve provided me with a platform to share something I never knew I’d be good at with the entire world. For that, I am forever indebted to you.
Don’t get me wrong, though. Like a hallmark toxic ex, I am 5000% still going to use you whenever I want. “You up?” Jk. For real now - I love you, and I always will.
But lately it’s becoming increasingly hard to get your attention, and you’re shady AF. You promised me you were a market strictly for handmade sellers. Why is it, then, that when I reverse image search things you show me, I find them on Alibaba? Cheater! Oh and idk if you know this but there is, like, a global inflation crisis? And wars? Is now really the time to jack up your commission? Read the room! Plus you have more fees than the Garden State Parkway, and for what? So you can buy more ad space during WWHL?
I guess what I’m trying to say is: it’s not me, it’s you. I’ll see you on March 10 at goldcoastdyes.com.
xx, Mo 😘
PS. The kids are not alright. They’re on TikTok coming up with ways to scam you. Good luck with that!!!