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FIND-OUT-SEASON ABOUTTA START“If you’re not being cancelled constantly, you’re doing something wrong”, a wise man once s...
18/11/2022

FIND-OUT-SEASON ABOUTTA START

“If you’re not being cancelled constantly, you’re doing something wrong”, a wise man once said…

Nopeet has become boring. We haven’t done anything reckless for a while nor launched new products. And now, it’s time to start to F**K AROUND again.

Some highly deranged stuff has been cooking behind the scenes and during the next few weeks we start to drop details of the things we’ve been working on.

One of the products we’ve been building for more than a year is Da Helmet. And it’s not just any helmet, it’s Da B**g Helmet.

To be continued…

Best regards,
K & W, Nopeet
https://nopeetstore.com/

So the mainstream media censored the fact that the Chinese Chainsmoker Marathoner was wearing Nopeet Shades. DYOR! http...
16/11/2022

So the mainstream media censored the fact that the Chinese Chainsmoker Marathoner was wearing Nopeet Shades. DYOR!



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[FOR CUSTOMERS FROM FINLAN]- 2022 ei ole kuin 2021 - Ensiksi korona, sitten Nopeille potkut Instagramista ja nyt 3. maai...
22/03/2022

[FOR CUSTOMERS FROM FINLAN]

- 2022 ei ole kuin 2021 -

Ensiksi korona, sitten Nopeille potkut Instagramista ja nyt 3. maailmansota kolkuttelee ovella… Mitä seuraavaksi?

Uloste osuu välillä tuulettimeen, m***a osukoon. Historia on osoittanut, että vaikka käymme välillä polvillamme, nousemme aina uudestaan ylös.

Nopeet leikki viime syksynä tulella vitsaillessaan taikasienien myymisellä ja sai siitä hyvästä fudut somesta. Selvisimme kuitenkin kuin ihmeen kaupalla meille langetetusta digisähkötuolituomiosta ja kas, täällä me olemme taas.

Ihmeselviämisen kunniaksi arvomme uuden Instagram-tilimme seuraajien kesken matkalahjakortin Fuengirolaan kahdelle. Matkalahjakortti sisältää päiväretken K:n kanssa Fuengirolan vuorilla.

Tästä linkistä uuteen Instagram-tiliimme:
https://www.instagram.com/nopeet.fi/

Jos Fuengirola kinostelee, niin ota IG:mme seurantaan ja kommentoi kenen kanssa lähtisit reissuun!

Ystävällisin terveisin,
K & W

http://nopeet.fi/

Ps. Vuoden 2022 mallisto julkaistaan lähiaikoina…

[Facebook ja Instagram eivät ole osallisina arvonnassa.]

One of the biggest questions ever asked is "What the f**k was inside DA BRIEFCASE…?"CHAPTER 5/6 - DA BRIEFCASEAs we had ...
07/04/2021

One of the biggest questions ever asked is "What the f**k was inside DA BRIEFCASE…?"

CHAPTER 5/6 - DA BRIEFCASE

As we had wandered aimlessly for over a week on Mars, we had to face the truth and admit our defeat. We were no closer to the truth of our happiness than we had been on Earth. We had no reason to be on Mars but similarly we had no reason to go back to Earth.

As our hopes and dreams of finding serenity started to disperse into the martian CO2 filled atmosphere something peculiar happened. In the middle of the untouched planes of Mars we came across A BRIEFCASE. We now knew what to do.

With kindest regards,
K & W

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At this point, the brightest of you might have already realized where this is going. YES, this was an introduction for the 2nd Nopeet Relic(s).

relic:DA BRIEFCASE - now available at Opensea.

https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/52401937341666865507103223084152846621732182984176855502426922483395279716421

20 first owners get Apocalypse for free. GO!

So, what the f**k was the miniature rocket about that we released as NFT? 😅 (Still few out of 69 available. Link on the ...
01/04/2021

So, what the f**k was the miniature rocket about that we released as NFT? 😅 (Still few out of 69 available. Link on the bottom.)

DA ROCKET has earned its place in Nopeet’s chronicle. Those were the times when we had decided to shut down Nopeet after it’s first successful year in Finland and had burned almost all our money we had made husling Nopeets...

CHAPTER 4/6 - MARS
We had been freed. But earth still offered us temptations. It was as if we were junkies on the verge of relapsing any minute. Even though we had burned almost all of our money, we still had enough to go back to our old ways. That was unthinkable so we channeled all our funds on a single goal that would offer us redemption. We set out to conquer Mars before our nemesis, Elon Musk could reach the red giant. Luckily this wasn’t the first time we needed to derail our competition and establish dominance over them. Let’s just say that we got super lucky with all those explosions and malfunctions at SpaceX…

Once we had dealt with dear old Musky-boy, we were on our way to Mars. Our office Lamborghini couldn’t withstand the harsh environment of the void so we bought a cheap space shuttle from Elon and named it DA ROCKET. To maximize our speed and safety in space, we coated the shuttle with liquified Nopeetium. The same substance our shades are made of. We also made some changes to the rocket engine and fitted it with a 1st generation prototype Flux Capacitator which allowed us to travel almost at the speed of light.

With kindest regards,
K & W

Buy DA ROCKET NFT:
https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/52401937341666865507103223084152846621732182984176855502426922482295768088645

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29/03/2021

NFT MOTHERF**KING ALERT!

Nopeet Brainfarts.. presents: Nopeet Relic(s)

Nopeet has done, said and designed lots of incredibly stupid s**t along the way. One of the most ingenious design brainfarts of all time is undoubtedly Da Rocket that flew K & W to Mars in the dawn of Nopeet.

69 relic:DaRockets are available.

10 first owners get Apocalypse FOR FREE.

https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/52401937341666865507103223084152846621732182984176855502426922482295768088645

2nd NOPEET NFT DROP is motherf**king LIVE!Nopeet Rivals. 2 NFTs. 1/1 editions. PUTIN vs NAVALNY. The most lethal NFTs in...
11/03/2021

2nd NOPEET NFT DROP is motherf**king LIVE!

Nopeet Rivals. 2 NFTs. 1/1 editions. PUTIN vs NAVALNY. The most lethal NFTs in the world. Do you dare to own one? Even for a moment? Owning one may get you a free ticket to Siberia or a shot of good ol’ Novichok.

Owning one among the first 5 and ballsiest will also get you the unreleased Apocalypse, straight away & free of charge.

LINK TO THE MARKETPLACE:
https://opensea.io/collection/nopeetbrainfarts

For educational purposes:

What the f**k are NFTs? :D
“You can think of NFTs like Pokemon cards from the early 2000’s. They’re tradable and their value is defined by the people trading them. Most popular cards can be worth millions.”

How to buy Nopeet NFTs?
To be able to buy NFTs from the Open Sea marketplace you’ll need a cryptocurrency wallet and some Ethereum. If you’re not familiar with these things, you should google the f**k out of them.

May the NFTs be with you!

Best regards,
K & W

19/01/2021

Norwegian authorities are sore losers!

Norwegian authorities didn’t take part in the challenge and now they try to steal the prize money that belongs to by confiscating it. This is UNFAIR! If they wanted the prize money, they should have taken part in the challenge.

Our lawyers are already working on suing the Norwegian authorities. However, we will waive all legal action if the Norwegian authorities release the hostage=prize money immediately and stop demanding ransoms.

The only logical reason for this desperate act is the decreasing price of oil. When oil was still expensive, Norwegian authorities weren’t forced to run after the pennies of unfortunate individuals just to support their families.

Hang in there, ! We will correct this injustice!

NOW AVAILABLE "Your Hustler Moms got a perfect lens for cycling and sporting in low-light circumstances. The bright yell...
19/01/2021

NOW AVAILABLE

"Your Hustler Moms got a perfect lens for cycling and sporting in low-light circumstances. The bright yellow lens illuminates my path when I bike to the warehouse every morning here in agonizingly dark Finland!" - Warehouse Mike

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wears Da Taxfraud Crystal.

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