27/03/2020
Hi there all my loyal customers and friends
I have decided to post a One of Anni’s Anti- Coronavirus Chat everyday in the hope it keeps you amused and positive......
Today Friday 27th March
Currently I am getting off my increasingly spreading bahoochie and attempting the Couch to 5K Challenge. (For clarity, I can do this within the confines of my own garden, not breaking any rules)
Today was Day 9. Last day of Week 3. Trust me. NO-ONE is more shocked than me that I’ve got this far! Running every second day.
This week I’ve had a hairbrained Hungarian Vizsla for company. I can confirm that he has outrun me in the ratio of about a zillion to one!
Today for the first time I ran in the rain. I’m thanking the mutt as I might have been tempted to stay in bed with Harry Bosch. ... well not literally, obviously and also ....regrettably....
Anyway, after congratulating myself and demanding high fives from my family (remotely due to adhering religiously to lockdown rules, even though I’m not religious), I freshened up in the shower (miraculously succeeding in not giving in to the temptation to stay there for approximately forever)
Then, pampering myself with moisturisers and smelly stuff, it occurred to me that I couldn’t actually remember the last time I wore make-up!
Ladies! THIS IS SAVING US A FORTUNE!....not great news for MAC admittedly! 🤣🇨🇦
The dog doesn’t appear too frightened by the apparition who walks him (possibly because I also feed him so he loves me whatever) I haven’t asked the frogs or the deer or the ducks for their opinion and anyway, as once said by some famous gorgeous film star or other ‘Frankly I don’t give a damn’
My friends, Stay safe.
A bientôt
Anni 🥰🥰🥰