05/06/2026
Original Source Mint & Tea Tree shower gel. Anyone ever used it?
Holy s**t. I’ve just had the most traumatising moment of my life and I’ve had 5 kids via natural delivery.
Shower. Lovely. Oooh, this should wake me up a bit. Nice new, fresh shower gel.
A cheeky little tingle on the skin which felt invigorating. Made me feel alive. For all of about 10 seconds, before it ran down my body and into crevices it had no right trickling into. How can something feel like it’s burning your ladylips off AND also feel like your tuna taco is being cryogenically frozen?
So now I’m questioning every single life choice I’ve ever made, whilst wanting to genitally mutilate myself with the nearest things to hand, which were a toothbrush and pink Venus razor (other razors are available).
This shower gel has been created by Satan himself, to give you an insight on what things will be like in Hell if you don’t atone your sins and become a better person.
I legit feel like I’ve been finger blasted by a Vicks Vaporub nasal stick the size of King Kong’s finger.
I almost rang the emergency services, but I wasn’t sure how to explain the situation I was experiencing. Molten Minge? Flap Fire? L***a Lava?
1/10. That based on the 1 second it was pleasant, out of the 10 seconds it took to send my va**na into eternal damnation.
Anyone else had this or anything similar?
