24/07/2026
ā ļø MISSING! 19 Scottish sock makers. Last seen fleeing the factory after the final parcel was despatched, looking suspiciously happy.
The social media lady has disappeared to an undisclosed location where WiFi is reportedly terrible and posting is considered āunlikelyā.
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All jokes aside, we are now closed for our well-earned summer holiday. The team will be taking a proper break, switching off and enjoying some sunshine. Weāll be back and catching up with you from 10th August.
See you soon! šš» š§¦