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Bold slogans, funny quotes & relatable gifts made in the UK
Mugs • Stationery • Calendars • Tote Bags
Small business creating statement products.
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03/11/2026

Then you are in the right place!

At Reyt Designs, we get fueled by caffeine and sarcasm is our coping mechanism.

We have PTSD from our boomer bosses.

We create products as colourful as our language.

We don't tolerate bs from anyone.

We use ffs like it's coming out of fashion.

And by we, I mean me 🤣

31/10/2026

2022 me clearly thought black and white was the way forward. Very sophisticated. Very sensible. Very... f*cking boring.

Then 2025 me turned up, apparently having discovered the entire colour spectrum, and decided Reyt Designs needed a bit more personality.

And you know what? I think she was onto something.

But there's more to this little trip down memory lane than a change of logo.

Back in the day, I would sign up for pretty much every event I could find. Craft fairs, markets, Christmas fairs... if there was a table going spare, I'd probably be there.

Which, on more than a few occasions, would leave me questioning my life choices, wondering why I hadn't stayed at home in my pyjamas and questioning whether putting up a gazebo in questionable British weather was really what I wanted to do with my weekends.

Fast forward to now, and I've decided that 2027 will be an EVENTS-FREE year for Reyt Designs. Yes, really. No market tables, no packing the car to within an inch of its life, no gazebo-related drama.

Sometimes businesses evolve, priorities change and you realise that doing absolutely everything isn't necessarily the way forward.

Reyt Designs has grown and changed, and so have I. The colourful version feels much more like the little business I've been building. Creative, fun, a bit different and definitely not afraid of a splash of colour.

Still coming up with new ideas, still figuring things out as I go, and still occasionally wondering what on earth I'm doing. Some things never change!

So, let's have a little trip down memory lane...

Which Reyt Designs version do you prefer? The original 2022 black and white or the colourful 2025 version?

I'm genuinely curious!

29/10/2026

That's it, ladies and gents!

I am making it official - after 4 and a half years of battling with my gazebo and my gut (yes, I should have listened to it more often!), having 3 weather apps on my phone, wondering if the weather will be a d*ckhead, questioning my life choices, hearing "I can get it cheaper on Shein" (oh f*ck off Brenda🙄) and meeting countless Terminators (do you recall the famous "I'll be back"?), I've decided that enough was enough!

I have 3 more markets booked this year. Fingers crossed, the weather will be kind, but if it decides to f*uck with me as a farewell, I will not hold a grudge.
You guys keep me busy online as it is!

I feel like this needs a counter post, because there were so many positive sides to being a market trader. Just not recently 😉

But that's a post for another day.

Today, let me sulk and reminisce 🤣

27/10/2026

Right. I need answers, and I need you to think this through properly.

You can never have normal hands again. Whatever you choose becomes your hands permanently.

I'm particularly interested in the person who says two teaspoons. Explain yourself. 🤣

24/10/2026

They should be forbidden and you should be ashamed!

29/09/2026

Not very business related.

Just very relatable.

26/09/2026

Market life has really tested my personality over the past few years 😂

I seriously contemplate packing it in.

UK market traders, what have I missed?
What was the final straw when you decided 'f*ck it!?

21/09/2026

Throwback to my last market. I don't even remember why it was 🙄

I have so many things to add to my website. These will make perfect stocking fillers, Secret Santa gifts or just help you survive the office life, just like they help me.

15/09/2026

I figured it's time to check in to show you that I'm still very much alright.

Recently, I have been praying to the caffeine gods to fuel me enough so I can keep going, but only enough so I don't tell anyone to respectfully do one.

The past few weeks have been full of coffee & work (the adult one with PAYE no), coffee & decorating, coffee & small biz, coffee & gardening.

I'm not sure if I'm running the the employee of the month award, trying to direct my own episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition, trying to make my small biz pay off our mortgage or trying become the next Alan Titchmarsh (my WTF lines already match his).

Anyway, I'm putting my cup away and picking up either a paint brush, a heat press or a pitchfork. I haven't decided yet.

Life is pretty damn busy, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Btw, the second photo is to remind you that after all, this is a small biz page, so go and spend some money! 🤭

24/08/2026

This is the tiniest space in our new house, yet it will require the most work 😭

The previous owners either had absolutely no idea what they were doing or got scammed if they paid some 🤠🤡 to put this wallpaper up in our downstairs cloakroom.

Either way, I'm pretty peeved off!

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