14/07/2026
Thank you festival 2026 and for inviting to exhibit Strawberry Nemesis.
The whole festival and location was amazing. Our apologies if Nemesis was considered in any way to be responsible for triggering the house alarms on Saturday night. We heard that the local police were startled when entering this dark room in search of intruders.
Strawberry Nemesis is not yet fitted with artificial intelligence or sweeteners, so is fundamental inert. We cannot vouch for Nemesis activities in cases of spirit attachment or paranormal parasitisms resulting within phantasmal or purgatorial sites, demonic lairs, hexed, spectral or nether realms (or regions).
We are therefore unable to contribute to the police officers dry cleaning bills, please refer to Nemesis terms and conditions.