WOKE & BROKE

22/05/2025

🤩🤩 COMING SOON! 🤩🤩

21/05/2025

U-Turn Starmer: The EU’s Favourite Yes-Man

Breaking news: Captain U-Turn has struck again — and surprise, surprise, it’s another curve back to Brussels!

Whether it’s fishing rights, border control or free speech, if the EU wants it, Starmer's already halfway through signing the paperwork with a fresh croissant in hand.

You voted OUT? He heard maybe.
You said SOVEREIGNTY? He thought you meant SURRENDER.
Strong leadership? Sorry, all he’s got is strong knees — for bowing to Brussels.

At this rate, we’ll need a sat-nav just to track where he’s going next… though let’s be honest, it’s probably straight back to EU HQ with a thank-you basket.

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21/05/2025

21/05/2025

We all know Starmer isn’t the answer — but the bigger question is… who replaces him?

Another Labour puppet? Another fake promise?
Or is it finally time for the British people to demand a real alternative?

This isn't just about one man — it's about a broken system that needs fixing from the ground up.

It’s time to wake up. It’s time to speak out.
Do we demand a re-election — or accept more of the same?

Let us know where YOU stand.

20/05/2025

KIER STARMER STRIKES AGAIN!
Another day, another piece of Britain sold off...

While most of us are working hard to make ends meet, Labour’s busy handing our country away — this time it’s our fishing waters. Yes, you read that right: a 12-year deal giving the EU access to British fishing rights.

Our land, our waters, our rights… all up for grabs at the “Great British Sell-Off” stall, run by Starmer himself!

How much more are we willing to give away before enough is enough?
LIKE & SHARE if you're tired of watching our country get sold piece by piece.

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18/05/2025

🧨 This Merch Might Offend... So We're Definitely Releasing It 😎

Introducing WOKE & BROKE UK — the unapologetic, anti-woke clothing brand your newsfeed’s been warned about 🇬🇧

👕 Our merch doesn't whisper. It shouts.
No filters. No apologies. Just bold, brutally honest statements — worn with pride.

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If you’re sick of the censorship and done being told what to think, you’ve just found your brand.

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18/05/2025

Looks like Starmer’s finally doing his homework… under the watchful eye of Professor Farage!

This week’s PMQs turned into a classroom — and Keir Starmer found himself getting schooled on immigration. After years of silence and soft talk, the PM now warns the UK risks becoming an “island of strangers” — but where was this energy before?

Nigel Farage wasn’t shy, mocking Starmer’s speech as “learning a great deal” from Reform UK. Even Labour MPs are squirming over the sudden U-turn.

Is it a genuine shift? Or just recycled Reform rhetoric in a red tie?

LIKE & FOLLOW if you're tired of political flip-flopping and want straight answers on immigration and border control.

Let’s keep the pressure on. The people are watching.

17/05/2025

Welcome to the UK… Passports? Optional...
While you queue for a GP and work 40+ hours a week,
Thousands arrive unchecked – no passport, no plan… just priority treatment.

We’re saying what others won’t.
This isn’t about hate — it’s about TRUTH.
It’s time to speak up. Loudly.

If you’re proud to be British — LIKE & FOLLOW us.
New designs dropping soon.
The woke crowd won’t like it, but that’s kind of the point.

17/05/2025

COMING VERY SOON!

16/05/2025

🗳️ ANOTHER STATEMENT PIECE COMING SOON 🗳️

“We Vote Common Sense” 🔥

This one's for the everyday Brit who's had enough of the nonsense.
Blue and white never looked so right... 👀

No games. No spin. No flip-flopping.
Just straight-talking, working-class logic — on a tee.
Because the people are the power — and we’re not staying quiet.

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🗯️ Loudly unfiltered
👕 Politically incorrect, perfectly designed

📢 Wearing this is a vote in itself.
Get ready to back common sense over chaos.

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🔥 Limited drop — once it’s live, you’ll know.

16/05/2025

👀 EARLY SNEAK PEEK DROP 👀

Here it is…
The tee they definitely won’t want you to wear 👇

🇬🇧 NOT RACIST. JUST BRITISH.
No apologies. No filters. No bending the knee.

This one’s not for the faint-hearted — it’s for the proud.
For the unfiltered.
For the ones who still believe in borders, culture, and calling it what it is.

⚠️ Get ready…
We’re about to launch the boldest unapologetic UK streetwear brand in 2025.

💬 Drop a 🇬🇧 in the comments if you’d wear this proudly.
🛑 Limited first drop — once it’s live, it’s on.