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SASSPATCH Sloganwear that heals the world with a pinch of truth & a side of charity. The world needs more honesty. It's time to

Our fun, empowering messages & eye-catching embroidery spark meaningful conversations we all need to be having.

New drop! BLACK IS THE BLUEPRINT 🌏🖤 Going live on the website at 9am tomorrow!It’s not very often that you see a slogan ...
18/02/2022

New drop! BLACK IS THE BLUEPRINT 🌏🖤 Going live on the website at 9am tomorrow!

It’s not very often that you see a slogan tee that’s exclusively about blackness and where the statement doesn’t allude to pain or trauma, AND doesn’t specify only 1 or 2 things out of a whole world of blackness. Raising the profile is always a good thing, but I love so much that this simple design celebrates the global impact of Black people.

Whoever you are — whatever you look like — I want you to re-balance the power with the four words on this tee.

For years, Black people have influenced fashion, music, language, CULTURE 🌏 Countless trends today were started by Black people, and while that may be hard to believe, it’s because we are seldom given credit. However, with the help of social media, people are learning more about black history and the influence we have on an astounding amount of things.

The Blueprint tee is about celebrating blackness, giving Black people the recognition they deserve, and seeing us beyond the narrow lens of trauma and othering. BLACK IS THE BLUEPRINT. Out tomorrow. Only love 🖤













Shock horror! The potential trauma of seeing female ni***es, said no one ever 😂 Swipe to free them! ➡️It’s actual madnes...
16/02/2022

Shock horror! The potential trauma of seeing female ni***es, said no one ever 😂 Swipe to free them! ➡️

It’s actual madness that female ni***es are censored? Like, can we please brainstorm what trauma and bad dreams could possibly be caused by a woman’s ni**le, specifically, rather than a man’s?

Is it a fear of being…nourished?! Or being smothered? 😂👀 But you’d still need a breast OFFERED to you for that to even become a reality, right? Gotcha! So if you believe that the sight of a female ni**le is an offer TO YOU or a cry for YOUR attention, then you’re admitting that your fear & disgust is a you problem.

Censored or uncensored, female ni***es have got nothing to do with you and everything to do with their owner. What do you think? Comment below 👇💗✨
















📲 Swipe for a comprehensive list of things that women do not owe you. Have we forgotten anything? Add to the list in the...
15/02/2022

📲 Swipe for a comprehensive list of things that women do not owe you. Have we forgotten anything? Add to the list in the comments 👇📝💗

Shop NADA tees & sweats on the website now before they’re gone. It’s time for us to TAKE UP SPACE. Let’s go! 🚀✨

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NOT excusing my French today! 🇫🇷🎨🖌 Whoever you say it to today, be sure to say it tomorrow and the day after too. Tip: i...
14/02/2022

NOT excusing my French today! 🇫🇷🎨🖌 Whoever you say it to today, be sure to say it tomorrow and the day after too. Tip: if you believe you are a masterpiece, the right people around you will too 🏆🎉✨

Now swipe to see a masterpiece 📲 Enter SASSGANG at checkout for 20% off our PAINT ME sweat and tee before they’re gone! Available to shop for a few more days 💗💅🛒
















The other day, I asked you to tell me what gives you that ‘I love you’ feeling 🥰✨📲I love so much that your answers to th...
11/02/2022

The other day, I asked you to tell me what gives you that ‘I love you’ feeling 🥰✨📲

I love so much that your answers to these kind of questions never seem to have big price tags on them (The last one is my favourite 😍 So relatable!) and that’s exactly what hygge is about! 🌱

When we strip back to the essence of WHO WE ARE and WHAT WE WANT, it automatically creates a feeling of love and a sense of belonging, whether that’s on your own or with company ❤️‍🔥🕯✨

Two days left to shop our forest green hygge jumper before it’s gone ⏰ Made ethically and sustainably 🕊 How do you plan to practise hygge this weekend? Let me know in the comments below 👇













She’s backkk! ✨ But only for two weeks. Hit the link in our bio to shop now! Don’t miss it ⏰Recently I’ve been thinking ...
07/02/2022

She’s backkk! ✨ But only for two weeks. Hit the link in our bio to shop now! Don’t miss it ⏰

Recently I’ve been thinking about a quote I saw in a museum recently: ‘Nothing that exists in nature can be unnatural’ and it blew my mind. Read it again💡

As a society, we love to set measurements and try to fit the mould when it comes to the food that we eat and our bodies (think BMI, portion sizes, the shape of certain body parts). And when some of us don’t play by the rules, we all question how… ‘natural’ things are 👀🔎

Are those deep hip dips ‘unnatural’? 🤔 Is my tummy ‘unnaturally’ big after giving birth? 🤔 Is that person eating an ‘unnatural’ amount of food? 🤔

Carbie™️ is an encouraging nod for you to move away from viewing bodies as mere shells that are valued only by their shapes—and the food that goes into them. Doing this puts an end to us policing ourselves and others. There’s a WHOLE WORLD of joy and discovery waiting for you on the other side. And it’s a Carbie™️ world! 🌍💗🍝✨

Shop our bestselling Carbie™️ collection now — sweatshirt pictured available up to size 5XL.



















Baby girl, how you love yourself is how you teach others to love you…❤️‍🔥🎨🖌👩‍🎨Do you like you? Would you date you? 💡 You...
03/02/2022

Baby girl, how you love yourself is how you teach others to love you…❤️‍🔥🎨🖌👩‍🎨

Do you like you? Would you date you? 💡 You can’t paint a masterpiece without there being a MASTERPIECE to paint in the first place 😍👑😏 Swipe for some inspo to focus on this Valentine’s Day. We’re turning up the SASS this year! 📲🌹❤️

New drop coming to the website at 6pm TODAY! The PAINT ME t-shirt and sweatshirt, made ethically and sustainably. Subscribe to our newsletter now for a discount codex (This collection won’t be available for long & will be gone in a flash.)

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How do you create intimacy?By enjoying life’s simple pleasures! 💡🌱✨ Watching the sun set✨ Turning off your tech✨ Cuddlin...
02/02/2022

How do you create intimacy?
By enjoying life’s simple pleasures! 💡🌱

✨ Watching the sun set
✨ Turning off your tech
✨ Cuddling a puppy
✨ Lighting a candle
✨ A warm drink on a cold day
✨ Warm towels
✨ The smell of freshly baked bread
✨ Holding hands with someone you love
✨ Taking the time to help someone with their problems

🥰 Add to the list in the comments 👇

Shop the sustainable hygge jumper now before it‘s gone on 12th February! Use code SASSGANG for 20% off 💗













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