The Crotchety Hat Company

The Crotchety Hat Company Seller of handmade crocheted hats My name is Romayne and I make crocheted hats from my home in South Wales.

All hats are made to order so you can specify size, colour and even suggest new designs.

After a year mainly made up of positive potatoes I took some time out to make this beautiful blanket for a colleague’s b...
30/09/2024

After a year mainly made up of positive potatoes I took some time out to make this beautiful blanket for a colleague’s baby, due any day now!
Really loved making this one, a simple yet effective pattern combined with such happy colours, it was a joy to make!

New item!Large felt letter. £20 each. Lovely nursery gift, I can work with you to agree a theme for the perfect bespoke ...
01/09/2023

New item!
Large felt letter. £20 each.
Lovely nursery gift, I can work with you to agree a theme for the perfect bespoke present.

It may seem early but for makers, Christmas is rapidly approaching!My order book is open for one week only for your very...
04/08/2023

It may seem early but for makers, Christmas is rapidly approaching!

My order book is open for one week only for your very own set of handmade felt nativity decorations.

The price of materials has gone up quite a bit over the last couple of years, but as I have quite of bit of felt in my stash, I can offer this year’s price at £45 a set. Next year they will be £50, so if you’ve been umming and ahhing about ordering now is the time!

Orders will be delivered by early December, delivery is free in areas local to Monmouth. Postage will be charged at cost for those further afield.

Please drop me a message if you’re interested.

Exams? Driving test? Root canal? Whatever the situation, a positive potato is the answer*!Just £5, who could resist t...
17/05/2023

Exams? Driving test? Root canal? Whatever the situation, a positive potato is the answer*!
Just £5, who could resist this sweet spud!

* disclaimer: revision, practice and anaesthesia may also be useful in these situations.

Made some cute little Easter bunnies to cheer up a friend 🐰 🐣 £12 for local delivery before Easter if you’re quick!
13/04/2022

Made some cute little Easter bunnies to cheer up a friend 🐰 🐣
£12 for local delivery before Easter if you’re quick!

First set ready to be posted out 😊
10/11/2020

First set ready to be posted out 😊

And we’re off!!
30/08/2020

And we’re off!!

Am I allowed to use the C word on here? No, not coronavirus, and no not *that* one (my mum told me off the last time I ...
02/07/2020

Am I allowed to use the C word on here? No, not coronavirus, and no not *that* one (my mum told me off the last time I used that on Facebook).

🎄Christmas🎄

Did you know it’s already July? Mother hubbard, I seem to be flipping my empty calendar over on a weekly basis. Christmas must surely only be days away!
I’m making my felt nativity decorations again this year. £40 a set. They’ll be ready by the 1st December. Please contact me to place an order including all those people who have said in passing that they would like some, because I was probably drunk and I immediately forgot!

I may be losing my sanity during lockdown but I’m saving at least 7 hours a week on my commute. I’m trying to be vaguel...
08/06/2020

I may be losing my sanity during lockdown but I’m saving at least 7 hours a week on my commute. I’m trying to be vaguely productive and not just waste it all aimlessly scrolling on my phone and shouting at my children!

Baby blankets

Really hard to photograph, really fun to plan!
These are all slightly different - different colours, different borders and different width stripes.
£25 each - ready to go.
Or plan your own design - 3 week lead time.

Which is your favourite?

*EDIT only blue blanket left!*

It looks like we’ll all be spending a lot more time at home in the coming weeks. I’ve pretty much been preparing my who...
14/03/2020

It looks like we’ll all be spending a lot more time at home in the coming weeks. I’ve pretty much been preparing my whole life for this!
So, what’s it to be, toilet roll or face masks? 😂😂

When I was younger I thought my middle name was Cabbage 🥬 (the curse of a big brother!), it turns out it’s actually Proc...
16/11/2019

When I was younger I thought my middle name was Cabbage 🥬 (the curse of a big brother!), it turns out it’s actually Procrastinator...
However, I’ve finally finished all the nativity sets that were ordered back in April 😃, I’ll be in touch by the end of the weekend to organise payment and delivery.
I hope you like them ❤️
All decorations are hand cut and hand sewn.

Ah, what a lovely sunny summer’s day. I had images of sitting in the garden this afternoon.But no. Child A is poorly a...
07/06/2019

Ah, what a lovely sunny summer’s day. I had images of sitting in the garden this afternoon.
But no. Child A is poorly and it’s tipping down. Fun times.
I have nothing new finished but here’s an old photo of the only thing Mr Crotchety has ever asked me to make (and then never used!).
I hope the good weather returns this weekend!

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Monmouth
NP253J

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+441600711850

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