Franky's Bowtique

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Sassy, sweary dog accessories for dogs who run the house. Designed by a dog mum with a dark sense of humor & zero chill.
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If you’re easily offended… this ain’t the page for you 😘

Describe your Friday with one of our 💫 NEW 💫 pet bandanas. Mines a fresh out of fks kinda day 🤪🥳(These are live btw) 🤭
07/08/2026

Describe your Friday with one of our
💫 NEW 💫 pet bandanas.

Mines a fresh out of fks kinda day 🤪🥳

(These are live btw) 🤭

You’re probably thinking I don’t need a sweary blanket in Summer 🤔BUT look how great they look in the sunshine: super co...
06/08/2026

You’re probably thinking I don’t need a sweary blanket in Summer 🤔

BUT look how great they look in the sunshine: super colourful, offensive, and not a single flying fk is given.

Obviously I have one of these and I use it everywhere with my dogs. In the car, we take it to the park: sometimes I use it in my dog’s buggy. I am obsessed with ours. I know I’m biased AF 🤷‍♀️ but so f**k 😆
the.sbt .the.jrt are even matching theirs with our SOLD OUT (back soon) matching bows 🙊

I wanted to put some of my favourite Badge Bow®️sayings onto bandanas for sh*ts N giggles. We have 5 dropping on Friday....
05/08/2026

I wanted to put some of my favourite Badge Bow®️sayings onto bandanas for sh*ts N giggles. We have 5 dropping on Friday.

We are also introducing a new size XS - so even the smaller dogs can get in on Franky’s profanity 😬🙊

Which one’s your favourite? 👀

We have 5 new bandanas dropping this week. I’ll reveal the others tomorrow. Brenda is over the moon about it and couldn’...
04/08/2026

We have 5 new bandanas dropping this week. I’ll reveal the others tomorrow.

Brenda is over the moon about it and couldn’t wait to show hers off. She is the Ray of Sunshine we all need in our lives 🤔😬

Ello friends 👋 I am aware I’m a little quiet at the moment. July and August - not a fan. Would rather save my energy for...
31/07/2026

Ello friends 👋

I am aware I’m a little quiet at the moment. July and August - not a fan. Would rather save my energy for the silly seasons 🤪

I’m also working super hard getting my stock ready for the North East Dog show. So I ain’t sat on my ass doing nout.

Have a good weekend. I’ll be fully back soooooooooon

26/07/2026

Poor starving dog. 😎😬

This is even her after a meal. It’s never enough 🤭😅

Who can relate?

I’m allowed out to play once a year 😅😂Sadly, it’s only convenient for the North East 🤭But hey ho!!! Get ya friggin selve...
24/07/2026

I’m allowed out to play once a year 😅😂

Sadly, it’s only convenient for the North East 🤭

But hey ho!!! Get ya friggin selves to the North East Dog Festival We have been doing this show for bloody years now and we love it!!

Get all your naughty dog bows, bandanas, biscuits, mugs, and introducing our harnesses for the first time.

Who’s going? Who’s bringing their dogs for me to harass 🤪

23/07/2026

😭😭 dog walking is no fun during Summer holidays. Little bastards are everywhere. 🙈😂

For all you dog Queens out there 👑 Own it 💅
22/07/2026

For all you dog Queens out there 👑

Own it 💅

Incase you missed the memo we do dog harnesses now 😎We launched in May and it’s been incredible 🙊🥳It was a learning curv...
21/07/2026

Incase you missed the memo we do dog harnesses now 😎

We launched in May and it’s been incredible 🙊🥳

It was a learning curve. I wasn’t sure what sizes to stock. I got a mix of everything to see what went down. Large hasn’t been particularly successful. Maybe that may change. We will continue to stock Large but it will be very minimal.

Next design loading……. 😅

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